GirlieGirl74
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1) She's blonde. Don't ask me what shade, being a man I need only remember 8 colours max, including brown. I just know brown roots from golden ones. I'll admit, I wear glasses but before she slid them off my face, I got a good look close-up. And just so we're crystal, even I know the bleach-bottle ain't used downstairs.
2) Tell you what, as you're so fixated with my black ass, I'll fit a mirror to her ceiling when I go over next week, and get her to verify whether my black ass is actually black, brown, yellow or Glow-in-the-Dark green - like a dummy, I forgot to ask her yesterday AND Friday night. After which my black ass will stop ignoring your points, and return here to report her findings.
3) Her vice is tobacco, mine's booze. She didn't touch a drop until we got back to her place on Friday, nor did she have anything but chai (which she loved!) when she came round to mine yesterday.
4) I'm delighted your old fella has so much free time on his hands, Ms McBeal.
Now, not that I don't take the teeensiest guilty, boyish pleasure out of needling a new top-draw sparring partner, but just when did you take the executive decision to get so pissy?
Jaybee, you know that I could care less about whether your ass is brown, yellow or green. The only reason that I pointed it out was because you were making such a fuss over Obama's 'black' credentials. Then, you turn around and refer to yourself as black when you obviously aren't by your own admission. I just find it to be very hypocritical on your part and felt the need to point it out.
As far as my 'fella' is concerned, he's one of the hardest working guys that I know. That's what makes his thoughtful gestures mean so much to me. He's willing to take time out of his busy schedule to let me know that he is thinking about me. So your implication that he has too much free time is totally incorrect like many of your other assumptions. Just for the record, this 'old fella' is younger than me.
Have you noticed that I'm only being 'pissy' with you? It takes a lot to annoy me, but somehow you have managed to do so. I gave you the benefit of a doubt when you joined this forum and confessed that you were neither a black male or white female. Even at the beginning of your Obama thread, I was still giving you the benefit of the doubt that you had good intentions and that your posts were just poorly worded. That was one of the reason that I stopped responding to you in that thread because I felt like you were coming off as a condescending pompous ass with each reply. Then, I don't know how many posts that you have made since then that I and others have found offensive. For the most part, I've just been ignoring you; but this post was one that I couldn't let go because it was so hypocritical on your part.