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[curleyblonde]

Me no speake shrimp languago but Me speake lingua de Romantica.

Yo no spekaee da shrimp lingua but me lovee shirmp,,,,,,
shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, blonde shrimp stew, blonde shrimp salad[/U], shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, blonde shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Ohhhh the underlined sounds devine.

 

[TheHuntress]

Thanks, Tarshi! It was an *amazing* cruise.

My best friend and I had a FABULOUS time....AND...I met someone. :-D

 

[The Dark King]

Hi all!

I just wanted to check in. I just got back from my cruise to the Bahamas....still settling in. What'd I miss while I was gone (other than BA telling his mom about precum? lol).

Welcome back how was the trip?

 

[Inner Beauty]

My friend might be in some shit. We were joking about it today, but kinda serious at the same time. His girl might be pregnant. Funny thing is, she is being all wishy-washy. She doesn't want to claim the title of "boyfriend and girlfriend" but she's always saying "no, wait. I like you but I don't wanna get too close". Everybody sees them as together. And we're thinking, "then why the hell did y'all fuck if you didn't wanna get too close?" He's tired of this thing dragging along and he ships out for the Army next Sunday and he's like "make a decision. I don't have time for this shit", because who wants to leave home with some unfinished drama shit like this? But back to the pregnacy story.

I was at his house earlier today and he was talking about how when he went over to her place, she was throwing up and the first thing I thought was "you done got her pregnant, you fuck!", and I was gonna bring it up but we changed the subject. So, we're hanging tonight and he brings up her throwing up again and he's like "I think she might be pregnant", and I laughing and going "Dude, I told you to wrap you shit up". And he gets a text from his girl saying "did you cum in me?", then he goes "Uhhh, no!!! Don't you remember? I nutted all over you and you were like 'EEEWWWW, you got your kids all over me'". At this point, I am fucking dying laughing.


So, we start talking about "I told you so" and what it would be like if he had a kid, and how he done fucked his life up by possibly getting a girl pregnant that doesn't want to "get to close". I'm going "Dude, you've got a dependant now. 2, if she really is pregnant. You're FUCKED!!" I'm just joking and giving him a hard time, but I seriously don't want him fucking up his life with a kid when he's not ready, especially since one of our friends who was in my graduating class has a kid now and they are miserable(although, there are some shitty cirumstances for them).


Then he remembers that "there MIGHT have been precum". I go "MIGHT my ass. That's a normal human fuction just like busting a nut. There WAS precum and that's risking pregnancy right there." Then like every other naive kid that's gone through sex-ed, he pulls the "but I doubt it'll happen/it felt so good" shit. I proceed to school my padwan. Then he goes "well, we did fuck through 2 King of the Hill DVDs". This muthafucka fucked through 2 DVDs of King of the Hill, which is damn near 3 hours. He fucked through the first dvd, got up, flipped the disc then went back to pounding the puss. The reason they had Kin gof the Hill on was to drown out their own noise so his parents wouldn't wake up. I go "dude, 3 hours? Yeah, there was precum at some point". He then goes "man, I wish I had a narrow urethra and low sperm count like Hank Hill. I wouldn't have to worry about kids". I agree with him. She hasn't taken a pregnancy test or anything but I hope she ain't pregnant. My boy don't need that shit.


Wonder what they're gonna have to say to each other tomorrow. 8)

That would suck if she was under the circumstances, but LOL @ the rest of your story....

I saw a homeless Asian woman in August in front of a 7-11 and damn near lost my shit. That's how bad those bankers and financiers fucked up the economy.

Ain't it crazy?

I know it sounded ignorant to say, but I've never seen one. Dude had on knee pads and goggles on his head and looked like stepped out either of meat packing freezer, looked like he was carrying weights that strengthen your legs and looked he stepped off this:

p.s. Thickie has officially become a bellydance teacher. I passed the exam with the highest score

Congrats Chica! If you were out here, I'd take one of your classes.

congrats, TS

(a cake to celebrate)

LOL How cute!

I done fucked up. So about the pregnancy story. I'm hanging with the same friend today and he's checking the texts from his girl on my phone(he was using my phone the night before because his phone is shut off) and one of the texts said "Hey babe...on second thought, we did for hours. And I didn't nut. So I'm sure there was precum. You got me all nervous." Well, we get a text a few minutes later that was one of those audio clips with a picture and it said some shit like "get outta bed, now!!! You got stuff to do". It fit perfectly with the situation because it sounded like she was implying that he needed to get out of bed, stop being lazy and take care of what could possibly be a kid. My friend tells me to reply "You must be hormonally imbalanced", so I send it. She doesn't reply for the rest of the night.



So, we're hanging today and my friend is looking through the texts and this happened.

Friend: Dude, you sent the message to the wrong person.
Me: What? Well, there were like 3 617 numbers in there. I didn't really pay attention.
Friend: What the hell? What number is 477....?
Me: What?
Friend: 477.....
Me: Awwwwwwww, FUCK!!!! That's my mom's number. SHE sent the audio clip right after we texted your girl. Muthafcuka!!!! Which message did I send to her?
Friend: The precum message.
Me: Son on a bitch!!!!!!
Friend: Dude, your mom thinks you got some girl pregnant!!!!
Me: God fuckin' shit!!!!!!
Friend: Well, she didn't say anythig about it yet, did she?
Me: No, and I hope she don't bring it up, but damn, what if she does? This some bullshit. Man, this is your fuckin' fault. If your phone didn't get shut off, we wouldn't have to use my phone as a god damn Planned Parenthood info line. Damit!!!!!



My mom hasn't brought it up yet, and I hope she don't. Awkardness would surely follow. *prepares for lecturing from my dad*


Fahking shart.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all!

I just wanted to check in. I just got back from my cruise to the Bahamas....still settling in. What'd I miss while I was gone (other than BA telling his mom about precum? lol).

How nice! I've always wanted to go on one.

The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was out with my boys in da club. I saw this hot woman from a back and zoomed in to her and approached her to dance. She slapped me so hard and told me "get away you creep'. I did not know that was my Ex, they need a better lighting in that club.

Ouch! lol

When I joined this site I was hoping to learn the english language and to find a non english speaking wife,,,, sad to say I have not accomplish either goal,,, c'est la vie

Lets start with lesson one....

add ED on accomplished....

 

[satyricon]

I think I know that guy, wears goggles . . . seen him in the South Bay a lot.

Dude had on knee pads and goggles on his head and looked like stepped out either of meat packing freezer, looked like he was carrying weights that strengthen your legs and looked he stepped off this:

 

[Inner Beauty]

I think I know that guy, wears goggles . . . seen him in the South Bay a lot.

OMG! YES!!!!!!!! That's him!!!!!!! LMAO!

I was in Manhattan Beach.....

 

[TheHuntress]

Welcome back how was the trip?

Hi andrae! It was absolutely wonderful! Aside from some bad weather that kept us Nassau an extra day, it was a great time. My friend and I did martini's each night, sang karaoke with a bunch of regulars, and just generally wandered around enjoying ourselves. We were asked if we were sisters at least three times per day. LOL I can't say that I loved the Bahamas, but I guess it's a different story if you're there when it's nice. Although, the crazy people trying to sell junk got old...fast.

I did meet a guy while I was there...(BM...go ahead and be shocked, right? LOL), and he's actually quite nice. We ended up spending time together outside the ship- he joined my friend and I on some outings, and he brought up the idea of potentially getting together after the cruise. Totally an unexpected bonus on the cruise!

Anyway, here's a pic of my friend and I. I'm on the right. I don't see the 'sisters' thing, but I guess we must look alike. lol

 

[Inner Beauty]

Hi andrae! It was absolutely wonderful! Aside from some bad weather that kept us Nassau an extra day, it was a great time. My friend and I did martini's each night, sang karaoke with a bunch of regulars, and just generally wandered around enjoying ourselves. We were asked if we were sisters at least three times per day. LOL I can't say that I loved the Bahamas, but I guess it's a different story if you're there when it's nice. Although, the crazy people trying to sell junk got old...fast.

I did meet a guy while I was there...(BM...go ahead and be shocked, right? LOL), and he's actually quite nice. We ended up spending time together outside the ship- he joined my friend and I on some outings, and he brought up the idea of potentially getting together after the cruise. Totally an unexpected bonus on the cruise!

Anyway, here's a pic of my friend and I. I'm on the right. I don't see the 'sisters' thing, but I guess we must look alike. lol

Very cute DB!

Nice tans too!

 

[jaisee]

Me do speka da Ozzie languago..... Lets throw a shrimp on the Barbee..

prawn

 

[archangel]

Anyway, here's a pic of my friend and I. I'm on the right. I don't see the 'sisters' thing, but I guess we must look alike. lol

You got to admit you two look similiar.

 

[curleyblonde]

prawn

That's my jai jai,,,, Aussie in training...

 

[Arwen]

exactly....!!!! well done ms shawty....!!!!

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!! Congrats, TS.

thanks ^_^

OMG!!!
Crack me uuuupppppp!
I wanna hang out with you!!
LOLOLOLOL

lol co-sign

The funniest thing happened to me last night. I was out with my boys in da club. I saw this hot woman from a back and zoomed in to her and approached her to dance. She slapped me so hard and told me "get away you creep'. I did not know that was my Ex, they need a better lighting in that club.

lol!!! or maybe u should check hot women out better before approaching them. what if she was a trans? lol

Thanks, Tarshi! It was an *amazing* cruise.

My best friend and I had a FABULOUS time....AND...I met someone. :-D

oooooh, do tell!!! does he live far from u in the us?

Congrats Chica! If you were out here, I'd take one of your classes.

thanks girl

 

[Arwen]

Does almond milk exist in the USA?

 

[TheHuntress]

oooooh, do tell!!! does he live far from u in the us?

First of all...yes, TS, we do have almond milk in the US. Actually, I didn't know they had it anywhere BUT the US, so ya learn something new every day. Are you coming here? When?!

Second... I'm in Buffalo, and he's in D.C., so it's a bit of distance. However, since he travels for work, he asked if he could visit me to give us a shot and see where things went. I was surprised, because I didn't know he thought that seriously about us getting along so well...but I figure, what have I got to lose, you know? He's called me every day since we left the cruise, and the first night back on land he called and talked to me for over an hour.

Soooo...I guess we'll see what happens. It wasn't what I was after, obviously, because who goes on a cruise and is like 'IM MEETING SOMEONE!', especially after my breakup being official and all of that...but I'm a firm believer that things happen for a reason, and some people you are meant to have in your life for some reason or another... so why not?

 

[LA]

Does almond milk exist in the USA?

Yes.

We've had almond milk, rice milk, etc. Any milk you can think of, for a LONG time.

 

[Anten7]

Who will admit to tasting their pregnant girlfriend's breast milk?

 

[The Dark King]

Hi andrae! It was absolutely wonderful! Aside from some bad weather that kept us Nassau an extra day, it was a great time. My friend and I did martini's each night, sang karaoke with a bunch of regulars, and just generally wandered around enjoying ourselves. We were asked if we were sisters at least three times per day. LOL I can't say that I loved the Bahamas, but I guess it's a different story if you're there when it's nice. Although, the crazy people trying to sell junk got old...fast.

I did meet a guy while I was there...(BM...go ahead and be shocked, right? LOL), and he's actually quite nice. We ended up spending time together outside the ship- he joined my friend and I on some outings, and he brought up the idea of potentially getting together after the cruise. Totally an unexpected bonus on the cruise!

Anyway, here's a pic of my friend and I. I'm on the right. I don't see the 'sisters' thing, but I guess we must look alike. lol

You look beautiful. I can see why homeboy wants to keep things going.

 

[jaisee]

Who will admit to tasting their pregnant girlfriend's breast milk?

I can't see myself sitting there squeezing them shits into a bowl of cereal, but I wouldn't avoid them during the course of intercourse.

 

[Arwen]

Yes.

We've had almond milk, rice milk, etc. Any milk you can think of, for a LONG time.

I know, but I'm not sure it's the same of the one we have here.... is it very sweet and u can drink it like a normal drink?

First of all...yes, TS, we do have almond milk in the US. Actually, I didn't know they had it anywhere BUT the US, so ya learn something new every day. Are you coming here? When?!

Second... I'm in Buffalo, and he's in D.C., so it's a bit of distance. However, since he travels for work, he asked if he could visit me to give us a shot and see where things went. I was surprised, because I didn't know he thought that seriously about us getting along so well...but I figure, what have I got to lose, you know? He's called me every day since we left the cruise, and the first night back on land he called and talked to me for over an hour.

Soooo...I guess we'll see what happens. It wasn't what I was after, obviously, because who goes on a cruise and is like 'IM MEETING SOMEONE!', especially after my breakup being official and all of that...but I'm a firm believer that things happen for a reason, and some people you are meant to have in your life for some reason or another... so why not?

Dreaming, almond milk is a sicilian speciality

and wow @ the guy. he's very nice to call you and all. You really must have flashed him!!! I hope it develops, if it makes you happy. good luck!

p.s.: i really think i should move to the US. lol

 

[Arwen]

night peeps! *lick on the cheek*