eh plenty of homeless asian folk on the streets here, the men usually selling the big issue, the women and kids normally begging when i lived in belfast thou they used to get dropped off early in the morning in a merc, women and kids dressed like shit but on thier day off you would often see em out in thier designer labels
I done fucked up. So about the pregnancy story. I'm hanging with the same friend today and he's checking the texts from his girl on my phone(he was using my phone the night before because his phone is shut off) and one of the texts said "Hey babe...on second thought, we did for hours. And I didn't nut. So I'm sure there was precum. You got me all nervous." Well, we get a text a few minutes later that was one of those audio clips with a picture and it said some shit like "get outta bed, now!!! You got stuff to do". It fit perfectly with the situation because it sounded like she was implying that he needed to get out of bed, stop being lazy and take care of what could possibly be a kid. My friend tells me to reply "You must be hormonally imbalanced", so I send it. She doesn't reply for the rest of the night. So, we're hanging today and my friend is looking through the texts and this happened. Friend: Dude, you sent the message to the wrong person. Me: What? Well, there were like 3 617 numbers in there. I didn't really pay attention. Friend: What the hell? What number is 477....? Me: What? Friend: 477..... Me: Awwwwwwww, FUCK!!!! That's my mom's number. SHE sent the audio clip right after we texted your girl. Muthafcuka!!!! Which message did I send to her? Friend: The precum message. Me: Son on a bitch!!!!!! Friend: Dude, your mom thinks you got some girl pregnant!!!! Me: God fuckin' shit!!!!!! Friend: Well, she didn't say anythig about it yet, did she? Me: No, and I hope she don't bring it up, but damn, what if she does? This some bullshit. Man, this is your fuckin' fault. If your phone didn't get shut off, we wouldn't have to use my phone as a god damn Planned Parenthood info line. Damit!!!!! My mom hasn't brought it up yet, and I hope she don't. Awkardness would surely follow. *prepares for lecturing from my dad* Fahking shart.
I wanna send his mother an apology text and tell her not to stress as his friend was using his phone to text his girl.... That poor momma..... But BA you are hysterical.....
