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We're under 6'2". We have to crack jokes in order to get women's attention lol. Otherwise y'all giant hunters will look right past us :freehug:

Trust me if you have a larger-than-life personality, if you're funny...you will get grab my attention. More so than just being tall n sexy!
 
Word. If I was 6'5 with a bigger dick I'd work at walmart

I'd settle for being 6'1" but I'd have to work at Costco or something. I used to work at Walmart and...nope. Can't do that again. I only have so much sanity left as it is.

Trust me if you have a larger-than-life personality, if you're funny...you will get grab my attention. More so than just being tall n sexy!

Well, I'm out of the running. I have the personality of a wet sponge. And not even one of those name-brand sponges. The off-brand ones they have at ALDI.
 
I'd settle for being 6'1" but I'd have to work at Costco or something. I used to work at Walmart and...nope. Can't do that again. I only have so much sanity left as it is.



Well, I'm out of the running. I have the personality of a wet sponge. And not even one of those name-brand sponges. The off-brand ones they have at ALDI.

What's aldi??

You sir are too shelf sponge material lol. You make us laugh DAILY! Never gets old.
 
Damn, can the cake topper at least get a whiff before you take them back?
Awwww SHEEEEIT!!!!

We're under 6'2". We have to crack jokes in order to get women's attention lol. Otherwise y'all giant hunters will look right past us :freehug:
That's why I look up to Martin Lawrence.....well not literally. We probably see eye to eye on a level surface
I'd settle for being 6'1" but I'd have to work at Costco or something. I used to work at Walmart and...nope. Can't do that again. I only have so much sanity left as it is.
I'll take 5 foot 10 even. That's point guard height at least.
 
What's aldi??

You sir are too shelf sponge material lol. You make us laugh DAILY! Never gets old.

You don't have ALDI in San Diego? It's a German grocery chain owned by the same company that owns Trader Joe's. I don't know what I wanted to badmouth them anyway since they have some really good wine for $4 a bottle.

And damn, you're making me blush over here. You better be careful with that. I might stand on my tiptoes and try to hit on you lol.
 
You don't have ALDI in San Diego? It's a German grocery chain owned by the same company that owns Trader Joe's. I don't know what I wanted to badmouth them anyway since they have some really good wine for $4 a bottle.

And damn, you're making me blush over here. You better be careful with that. I might stand on my tiptoes and try to hit on you lol.

No we don't have aldi but we have trader joes! Love that store!
 
I'd settle for being 6'1" but I'd have to work at Costco or something. I used to work at Walmart and...nope. Can't do that again. I only have so much sanity left as it is.



Well, I'm out of the running. I have the personality of a wet sponge. And not even one of those name-brand sponges. The off-brand ones they have at ALDI.

I totally disagree
 
A female friend of mine who's about 5'6" or 5'7" said that about Floyd Mayweather a few years ago. I was like "I'm about the same height he is and I can hear that, you know." "Lol.

And now it feels like a swallowed a hot mitten.
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For what team the YMCA dad keague? Lol
We got a chance in some kind of league at least.
 
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