Random Conversation 2.0

[K]

A few months ago I read and article (can't remember the site) where a female prison guard met a man who was in prison serving a ten year sentence, I think it was for manslaughter. Anyway, she took one look at him and she somehow, some way realized that was the one. Last I heard they were living happily ever after once he got released. I'm not trying to hate on anybody in the system but damn, you can't tell me that there's not one person on the outside that she could be dating? Not even one?

Meanwhile my ass is sitting at home alone. Looks like I need to go pull off a robbery or something. *click clack*

Hey Manson was supposedly marrying a 25 year old recently.

Peterson who killed his pregnant wife and baby, has women proposing to him all the time.

 

[goodlove]

lol like posting pictures of yourself in intimate apparel for strangers on the internet.

Women are funny.

oh snap

 

[K]

I was simply told it was a back massager

I have one that is a massager. One day I walked into my best friend's room and she had the same one laying out and I shut the door quickly and said something to her. I forgot it was really a massager - that's actually what she was using it for LOL.

 

[Peach State Scholar]

Hey Manson was supposedly marrying a 25 year old recently.

Peterson who killed his pregnant wife and baby, has women proposing to him all the time.

Meanwhile I'm down here in GA not murdering people. Where did I go wrong?

:smt090

 

[The Dark King]

Images of bodies, even body parts.....there are appropriate ways and inappropriate ways. Walking in and seeing a screen size close up dick pick, or on a phone....is not appropriate. Nor is it something any mom is wanting to have to explain.

Yet we teach them to ignore the homeless glorify sports and entertainment and that greed is good but a dick pic is the worst they can be exposed to lol. Ok

 

[pettyofficerj]

Meanwhile I'm down here in GA not murdering people. Where did I go wrong?

:smt090

I told u people trolling made panties drop........but ya ain't wanna listen

 

[Cherok33]

I have one that is a massager. One day I walked into my best friend's room and she had the same one laying out and I shut the door quickly and said something to her. I forgot it was really a massager - that's actually what she was using it for LOL.

Well I mean technically it IS a massager... Lol

 

[pettyofficerj]

Well I mean technically it IS a massager... Lol

That's a funny shaped massager you got there, mum

 

[Cherok33]

That's a funny shaped massager you got there, mum

It massages your lips when they are itchy

Technically it DOES massage lips so I wasn't lying...

 

[pettyofficerj]

It massages your lips when they are itchy

Technically it DOES massage lips so I wasn't lying...

I miss the days of my mom pulling the wool over my head

The joys of parenting indeed

 

[RaiderLL]

lol like posting pictures of yourself in intimate apparel for strangers on the internet.

Women are funny.

:smt043 lmfao dude you are absofuckinglutely right...to a degree lol. Posting pics here = fishing for compliments. Not the classiest of moves, but I think we can agree most are guilty of it to some degree Doing that irl though...not something I'd ever have to do...I just got it like that. Act like you know youngin

 

[GFunk]

:smt043 lmfao dude you are absofuckinglutely right...to a degree lol. Posting pics here = fishing for compliments. Not the classiest of moves, but I think we can agree most are guilty of it to some degree Doing that irl though...not something I'd ever have to do...I just got it like that. Act like you know youngin

Aww, they just want instagram followers.

 

[pettyofficerj]

Aww, they just want instagram followers.

My twist was myspace but whatev

 

[K]

Yet we teach them to ignore the homeless glorify sports and entertainment and that greed is good but a dick pic is the worst they can be exposed to lol. Ok

Well WE don't teach them that shit at all.

 

[K]

Meanwhile I'm down here in GA not murdering people. Where did I go wrong?

:smt090

Need to be in (Northern) California!

 

[Peach State Scholar]

Need to be in (Northern) California!

As long as I don't have to wear an orange jumpsuit I'm in. Well, unless it involves some kinda freaky roleplaying. You bring the handcuffs...:smt112

 

[K]

As long as I don't have to wear an orange jumpsuit I'm in. Well, unless it involves some kinda freaky roleplaying. You bring the handcuffs...:smt112

No orange jumpsuit.

I prefer soft ties and a blindfold.....all pleasure, no pain.

 

[Peach State Scholar]

No orange jumpsuit.

I prefer soft ties and a blindfold.....all pleasure, no pain.

I need a little pain though so I guess someone's gonna have to dig their nails into my back.

 

[K]

I need a little pain though so I guess someone's gonna have to dig their nails into my back.

That can be arranged. Anything else?

 

[pettyofficerj]