Random Conversation 2.0

Hey Manson was supposedly marrying a 25 year old recently.

Peterson who killed his pregnant wife and baby, has women proposing to him all the time.

 

oh snap

 

I have one that is a massager. One day I walked into my best friend's room and she had the same one laying out and I shut the door quickly and said something to her. I forgot it was really a massager - that's actually what she was using it for LOL.

 

Meanwhile I'm down here in GA not murdering people. Where did I go wrong?

:smt090

 

Yet we teach them to ignore the homeless glorify sports and entertainment and that greed is good but a dick pic is the worst they can be exposed to lol. Ok

 

I told u people trolling made panties drop........but ya ain't wanna listen

 

Well I mean technically it IS a massager... Lol

 

That's a funny shaped massager you got there, mum

 

It massages your lips when they are itchy

Technically it DOES massage lips so I wasn't lying...

 

I miss the days of my mom pulling the wool over my head

The joys of parenting indeed

 

:smt043 lmfao dude you are absofuckinglutely right...to a degree lol. Posting pics here = fishing for compliments. Not the classiest of moves, but I think we can agree most are guilty of it to some degree Doing that irl though...not something I'd ever have to do...I just got it like that. Act like you know youngin

 

Aww, they just want instagram followers.

 

My twist was myspace but whatev

 

Well WE don't teach them that shit at all.

 

Need to be in (Northern) California!

 

As long as I don't have to wear an orange jumpsuit I'm in. Well, unless it involves some kinda freaky roleplaying. You bring the handcuffs...:smt112

 

No orange jumpsuit.

I prefer soft ties and a blindfold.....all pleasure, no pain.

 

I need a little pain though so I guess someone's gonna have to dig their nails into my back.

 

That can be arranged. Anything else?