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Thank you! Am in Abuja now. We aren’t going to Lagos this time.

 

Have fun!

 

Lucky you.
Enjoy.

 

Thanks! I am now, after adjusting to the heat.

 

Yes I can imagine.
Just dress like the local people. They know.

 

Sounds like you'll have a great time. Enjoy!

 

Owning a cat is like living with Joffrey Lannister.

 

What did the cat do to you?

 

And how are you today? <3

 

Stressed.
The dog is in season and I am cleaning the floors several times every day because of it.

 

That's terrible! LOL! Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time

 

Thank you for your support.

 

Lately, he wakes me up at 5am playing with his toys, then he sits in the window, opening the blinds just enough to let all that bright early morning sun in ... about 3 hrs before I'd normally wake up.

Then, everytime my girl and I are all cuddled up, here he comes, getting between us like she's his girl and I'm the one intruding on their together time.

Then, when I'm trying to go from the bedroom to the livingroom, he'll lay down right in front of my chair, daring me to run his little fury ass over. So, I tell him to move. He gets up and moves approximately 6 inches forward, then lays down and meows like he's done me a huge favor. He does this two or three times before he finally decides to actually move the fuck out of the way of the man in the big 200 pound powerchair.

That's just the way he treats me. He's worse with my gf. He want attention, then scratches and bites her when he's done receiving said attention. I keep telling her the cat is her abusive boyfriend. The only thing missing is a "thug-life" tatt, a cat size wife beater undershirt and a miniature cigarette hanging out of his furry mouth

Pure evil, I tell you. Pure. Evil.

 

You need to watch "My Cat From Hell". The guy does amazing things with cats with bad attitudes. Sounds like the kitty has taken control of the house and is bored. It'll get worse though if you guys don't do something.

 

@samson1701

Cats do things like you wrote, they are arseholes for it.

 

Oh, Jackson is my dude. Basically, the cat isn't being played with enough. So, my girl has started to play with him more and I'm starting to see a difference.

He's actually not so bad. Most of the time he's pretty chill. He just has his moments of evil. Like now. He's mewing for food. Mind you, there's plenty of food in his bowl. But, it's on the sides and he can see the bottom. Oh, the horror. He could starve at any second.

Greedy bastard.

 

This is hell year for tree pollen. Summer can't get here quick enough.

 

I notice The Greeter has been quiet lately

 

Holy shit, intersections in Central Florida are scary as fuck when the stoplights are out. They drive crazy enough as is.

 

Do they drive bad there? There sure do here! I usually can avoid the traffic times ( which seem to be increasing). I wasn't sure I was going to make it home, but then I smiled at a man who let me in. Which was great, but then a few blocks down the road there was a huge accident at the intersection involving a motorcycle. We saw 3 accidents at intersections just this afternoon.