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Hahahaha love SteveO :smt043

 

He just thought she'd get DICKMATIZED.

What a freaking idiot.

 

I guess since nothing else was working I would be totally convinced when he revealed his... Damn, what did he call it...? I think he said he was "unleashing the diesel beast" or something to that effect...

I was like .....uhhh so your room is red

He said what else do you see...

That's when I proceeded to give his ass a good thrashing

He stopped texting me

 

I would send my condolences...tell him you thought he would be much bigger...or say, "is that your finger"

 

lol oh man

 

Damn! I wish I would have solicited advice before I responded! The condolences is a good one!

 

For you to ask this question, you aren't feeling them like that.

See above.

Not really true.

 

I can only speak for myself. I should have said "if you have to send me unsolicited dick pics, I'm not really into you". Honestly, if I'm into a guy like that, he knows it. Unsolicited dick pics comes off too thirsty for my taste. Maybe some chicks dig it, it's just too much a cry for attention to me.

 

I have to agree here if I want to see your dick I'm going to tell you I want to see it. Have never been afraid to ask for anything I wanted. In this particular instance, to me it seemed more like a last resort to get my attention.

 

How pathetic

 

Love it!

 

Did he at least offer you an apology, if nothing else? Not saying that you'd have to accept it but it would be the least that he could do.

 

If you want to call it that. It was more of a half hearted apology saying he was trying to get to know me better.

Yes. That really happened.

 

Just show him a blue waffle next time.

 

He's doing it wrong.

 

Ding ding ding!

MS I'm not even going to attempt to google that!

 

I once made the mistake of googling something that MS mentioned.

Do not repeat my mistake :smt119

 

Yeah...I love MS from a distance lol

 

So many men don't realize that. If you're talking to a woman there's a pretty good chance that she already knows that you find her attractive. Talking about sex during the first conversation and showing your dick without being asked just makes you an asshole.

But once we've gotten to that point? I will remind her every day with visual proof that she's sexy as hell. I won't do unsolicited but if she asks for it...*unzips jeans*