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RaiderLL said:
This is why I've found it offensive the few times it's happened. They must honestly think that since nothing else has gotten my attention, they'll try a dick pic?? As if I'll look at it and be like "oh my god come over and fuck me nooooow". :rolleyes: Lmao. Dick is a dime a dozen, if that's what I was interested in from him, he'd know it up front.

A lesson to all the dudes reading this...if you have to send unsolicited dick pics, she's really not that into you :cool:
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He just thought she'd get DICKMATIZED.

What a freaking idiot.
 
I guess since nothing else was working I would be totally convinced when he revealed his... Damn, what did he call it...? I think he said he was "unleashing the diesel beast" or something to that effect...

I was like .....uhhh so your room is red

He said what else do you see...

That's when I proceeded to give his ass a good thrashing

He stopped texting me :)
 
Cherok33 said:
I know this is random but...

What would you do if out of the blue someone you know who is crushing on you decides to send/text a dick pic (or an ass/tits/vajayjay pic)...?

How do you respond?
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I would send my condolences...tell him you thought he would be much bigger...or say, "is that your finger"
 
Cherok33 said:
I guess since nothing else was working I would be totally convinced when he revealed his... Damn, what did he call it...? I think he said he was "unleashing the diesel beast" or something to that effect...

I was like .....uhhh so your room is red

He said what else do you see...

That's when I proceeded to give his ass a good thrashing

He stopped texting me :)
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lol oh man
 
Cherok33 said:
I know this is random but...

What would you do if out of the blue someone you know who is crushing on you decides to send/text a dick pic (or an ass/tits/vajayjay pic)...?

How do you respond?
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For you to ask this question, you aren't feeling them like that.

RaiderLL said:
I'd text back like "seriously?? put that shit away".

Unrequested dick pics aren't sexy and, to me, they come off as insulting. If someone is genuinely crushing on me they're usually more respectful than that. The ones who send unrequested dick pics are just looking to fuck. No thx lol.
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See above.

RaiderLL said:
This is why I've found it offensive the few times it's happened. They must honestly think that since nothing else has gotten my attention, they'll try a dick pic?? As if I'll look at it and be like "oh my god come over and fuck me nooooow". :rolleyes: Lmao. Dick is a dime a dozen, if that's what I was interested in from him, he'd know it up front.

A lesson to all the dudes reading this...if you have to send unsolicited dick pics, she's really not that into you :cool:
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Not really true.
 
4north1side2 said:
For you to ask this question, you aren't feeling them like that.



See above.



Not really true.
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I can only speak for myself. I should have said "if you have to send me unsolicited dick pics, I'm not really into you". Honestly, if I'm into a guy like that, he knows it. Unsolicited dick pics comes off too thirsty for my taste. Maybe some chicks dig it, it's just too much a cry for attention to me.
 
RaiderLL said:
I can only speak for myself. I should have said "if you have to send me unsolicited dick pics, I'm not really into you". Honestly, if I'm into a guy like that, he knows it. Unsolicited dick pics comes off too thirsty for my taste. Maybe some chicks dig it, it's just too much a cry for attention to me.
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I have to agree here if I want to see your dick I'm going to tell you I want to see it. Have never been afraid to ask for anything I wanted. In this particular instance, to me it seemed more like a last resort to get my attention.
 
Cherok33 said:
I guess since nothing else was working I would be totally convinced when he revealed his... Damn, what did he call it...? I think he said he was "unleashing the diesel beast" or something to that effect...

I was like .....uhhh so your room is red

He said what else do you see...

That's when I proceeded to give his ass a good thrashing

He stopped texting me :)
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Did he at least offer you an apology, if nothing else? Not saying that you'd have to accept it but it would be the least that he could do.
 
Since1980 said:
Did he at least offer you an apology, if nothing else? Not saying that you'd have to accept it but it would be the least that he could do.
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If you want to call it that. It was more of a half hearted apology saying he was trying to get to know me better.

Yes. That really happened.
 
Just show him a blue waffle next time.

Cherok33 said:
That's how I feel.

I texted back at first and said "your room is red" then proceeded to curse him out. What makes it more insulting is that my daughter is friends with his niece (which is why he had my phone number in the first place; a birthday party sleepover).

He is actively involved in church and this came out of nowhere.

Was that supposed to impress me...? I was totally offended.
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RaiderLL said:
I'd text back like "seriously?? put that shit away".

Unrequested dick pics aren't sexy and, to me, they come off as insulting. If someone is genuinely crushing on me they're usually more respectful than that. The ones who send unrequested dick pics are just looking to fuck. No thx lol.
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So many men don't realize that. If you're talking to a woman there's a pretty good chance that she already knows that you find her attractive. Talking about sex during the first conversation and showing your dick without being asked just makes you an asshole.

But once we've gotten to that point? I will remind her every day with visual proof that she's sexy as hell. I won't do unsolicited but if she asks for it...*unzips jeans*
 
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