Santa had a sex change last night. That's me and my favorite nephew (well, my only nephew

).
I finally got into Cincinnati yesterday around noon after a really, really horrible flight. I'm scared of flying anyhow, especially when flying through bad weather. The stewardess called it "extreme turbulence". very uncomfortable!
Then my cousins and uncle drove me 120 miles to my cousin's house in Huntington, WV. Then we switched vehicles, left a cousin there, and drove 60+ miles to my uncle's house. Then I changed, sat down for a minute, then we drove to my aunt's house where the party was (another 40 miles). It was a fucking journey! But so worth it!
Got to my aunt's house, had to sneak through the dark, and the rain, to my cousin's house next door (very hard to not get seen, lemme tell ya). Then I put on that really, really stuffy costume over my clothes, with pillows to make my tummy look more "jolly", and walked in with bells on.
Usually Santa gives presents to the kids first, but this year Santa had my mom come over for a present. We always make the adults sit on Santa's lap and get presents, for shits and giggles, but this time when mom sat down on my knee to accept the gift I was pushing her way, when she leaned over to pose for a picture, I whispered "Merry Christmas, Mom" and she started crying and hugged me a whole lot. I got it on video

she was so emotional she accidently knocked my hat off, which is why there's no hatin the picture. *L*
Definitely a Hallmark Moment, right there.
I was so tired, but it was soooo worth it!!!! 3 days of trying to get out of Houston, a scary plane ride, and driving through 3 states (Ohio, Kentucky, and then WV) just for a moment that lasted less than a minute. But it was very worth it.
And icing on the cake is that I even got Christmas presents, too! I didn't expect anyone to get me anything since everyone had given money for my plane ticket, but a couple people still did. It made me feel special. and my mom got me some really pretty clothes that she'd been planning on mailing to me, but I'm gonna take them back myself...which is why I told her not to mail them to me. haha.
Twas wonderful. Hope everyone else had a good one!!!!