My strip club sotry from last friday....
Got back from Vegas this morning. It was boring. But Friday was hella fun. Me and my cousin went to a strip club, but it's the shit that led up to it that made it memorable. We were walking to the strip club, and I was thinking of not going, because I wanted to save my money, but my cousin kept pressuring me. Then, this cab driver pulls up, and asks where we are headed, and we tell him the strip club. Then the guy says we can get in cheap if he drives us up there(the place it 150 feet from us), and my cousins says "aight", and I'm feeling suspicious. My cousin gets in, and the who9le time I'm like "I don't know man. I ain't feelin' this". Then the cab driver says "I ain't gonna kill ya", which scared the shit outta me. The dude looked kinda sketchy to me.
Now we're in the car, and my heart is beating pretty fast. Then we tell the cab driver that we gotta piss first around the corner from the strip club, and he pulls around the corner and I'm like "aight, you can pull over here. This is were we piss." And the driver's like "naw, it's cool. I'll take you to a spot where nobody can see you(the end of the alley)." Then the doors lock. Now I'm about to shit myself and have a heart attack. So, the dude lets us out at the end of the alley to piss, and me and my cousin start pissing...well, he did. I'm shakin' like a muthafucka. I turn to my cousin and say, "dude, I'm so scared, I can't even piss". My cousin looks over and says "this nigga ain't pissin'". Then my cousin gets in the car and I'm like "yeah, let's just hit up Uncle Junior or somebody else", and my cousin doesn't follow and says "he didn't answer". In my mind I'm like "FUCKIN' PENIS!!!! Go along with it!!!!!!"
Then I finally get in the car, and me and my cousin see this truck pull into the alley and then we're both thinkin' "Awww, shit. Mufuckas about to mob out the car and kill our asses". But they were just lost. So after that, the driver pulls out onto the street, and drops us off at the strip club. I thought he was gonna take a left(the strip club was on the right), which made me damn near shit again, but he turned right, and dropped us off at the strip club. Man, I was so relieved when we pulled up in front of the strip club. Apparently, cab drivers get some extra money for dropping people off at strip clubs.
Me and my cousin were hella laughin' about it after we left the strip club.
lippy has no idea what you plan to be in your adult life...but i am serious when i say that you have an art for story telling:smt045