Random Conversation

[Brittney]

I'll use a stuffed teddy bear to hit you with and don't worry...it's so soft...it's like knocking you into dreamland.

Better.

 

[Morning Star]

Better that than a chock full of waffles, eh?

Better.

 

[Brittney]

Better that than a chock full of waffles, eh?

Yes

 

[Morning Star]

Are you sure you're okay, Brittney love?

Yes

 

[Brittney]

Are you sure you're okay, Brittney love?

No, I am hungry and sleepy and out of toilet paper.

 

[Morning Star]

Holy shit...no wonder. Is there anything at all you can find?

No, I am hungry and sleepy and out of toilet paper.

 

[Brittney]

Holy shit...no wonder. Is there anything at all you can find?

I'll get paid tomorrow and go shopping in the morning, but the night is young. And I just remembered that I can steal some toilet paper out of the bathroom downstairs in the apartment building's laundry facility. Thank goodness!

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

I'll get paid tomorrow and go shopping in the morning, but the night is young. And I just remembered that I can steal some toilet paper out of the bathroom downstairs in the apartment building's restroom that's in there. Thank goodness!

Police!!!! She's stealing!!!!!

 

[Brittney]

Police!!!! She's stealing!!!!!

You gotta do what you gotta do to wipe your ass!

 

[Morning Star]

Hahaha, geez Brittney...we all worry about you. You're still the baby of the forums here.

I'll get paid tomorrow and go shopping in the morning, but the night is young. And I just remembered that I can steal some toilet paper out of the bathroom downstairs in the apartment building's laundry facility. Thank goodness!

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

You gotta do what you gotta do to wipe your ass!

Can't borrow a roll from the neighbors? Must not be friendly like that, huh?

 

[Brittney]

Hahaha, geez Brittney...we all worry about you. You're still the baby of the forums here.

I'm older than you, LoL.

 

[Morning Star]

Ummm...I doubt it somehow.

I'm older than you, LoL.

 

[Brittney]

Can't borrow a roll from the neighbors? Must not be friendly like that, huh?

I don't know any of my neighbors. Not because they're not friendly. I'm just a hermit.

 

[Brittney]

Ummm...I doubt it somehow.

How?

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

I don't know any of my neighbors. Not because they're not friendly. I'm just a hermit.

That's why you need to get to know at least one neighbor and be on good terms with them for just these types of emergencies.

 

[Brittney]

That's why you need to get to know at least one neighbor and be on good terms with them for just these types of emergencies.

LoL, riiight. All my neighbors are old and crazy.

 

[Morning Star]

Sorry for the derailment, but...watch this...

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How?

 

[Brittney]

Sorry for the derailment, but...watch this...

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I couldn't really make out what they were saying. But I get the impression something is funny about it.

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

LoL, riiight. All my neighbors are old and crazy.

Why are you living with old and crazy people? Cheap rent?