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Better.

 

Better that than a chock full of waffles, eh?

 

Yes

 

Are you sure you're okay, Brittney love?

 

No, I am hungry and sleepy and out of toilet paper.

 

Holy shit...no wonder. Is there anything at all you can find?

 

I'll get paid tomorrow and go shopping in the morning, but the night is young. And I just remembered that I can steal some toilet paper out of the bathroom downstairs in the apartment building's laundry facility. Thank goodness!

 

Police!!!! She's stealing!!!!!

 

You gotta do what you gotta do to wipe your ass!

 

Hahaha, geez Brittney...we all worry about you. You're still the baby of the forums here.

 

Can't borrow a roll from the neighbors? Must not be friendly like that, huh?

 

I'm older than you, LoL.

 

Ummm...I doubt it somehow.

 

I don't know any of my neighbors. Not because they're not friendly. I'm just a hermit.

 

How?

 

That's why you need to get to know at least one neighbor and be on good terms with them for just these types of emergencies.

 

LoL, riiight. All my neighbors are old and crazy.

 

Sorry for the derailment, but...watch this...

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I couldn't really make out what they were saying. But I get the impression something is funny about it.

 

Why are you living with old and crazy people? Cheap rent?