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I also named my coffee pot, TV, both cats, hand vacuum, the third condom in my next box of condoms, and cutlery after you.

I hope that's not too weird...
 
I can understand the cats and vacuum. 3 your lucky number? You want to fork me? Oh and the coffee pot, you want to fill me up.

TV has me stumped
 
I was relating my dating woes to a co-worker (who has the wackiest sense of humor of anyone I know) and he said he thinks somebody should start a website called "Superficial Relationships.com." I told him to cut to the chase and just call it "Boink.com" :smt080

(IamMe: There's a work-from-work idea. Just cut me a slice of the pie for the idea, k?)
 
Tarshi said:
Ahhhh so he did. He wraps those legs of his around me every day and holds on tight
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:smt025 brilliant!

jaisee said:
I also named my coffee pot, TV, both cats, hand vacuum, the third condom in my next box of condoms, and cutlery after you.

I hope that's not too weird...
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Tarshi said:
I can understand the cats and vacuum. 3 your lucky number? You want to fork me? Oh and the coffee pot, you want to fill me up.

TV has me stumped
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curleyblonde said:
He wants to watch you.... fixed.
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OMFG. Bloody hilarious!

I miss your humorous *sexchanges.

*(I coined that word for you two ;) )
 
chesbaygrl7 said:
I was relating my dating woes to a co-worker (who has the wackiest sense of humor of anyone I know) and he said he thinks somebody should start a website called "Superficial Relationships.com." I told him to cut to the chase and just call it "Boink.com" :smt080

(IamMe: There's a work-from-work idea. Just cut me a slice of the pie for the idea, k?)
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A way to find out who wants to have sex, and nothing else? There's an app for that!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bang.bangwithfriends
 
Since1980 said:
A way to find out who wants to have sex, and nothing else? There's an app for that!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bang.bangwithfriends
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This kind of stuff kills me!!! If people would get off their electronic devices and actually step outside they'd realize there's easy sex everywhere, if that's what they want. People stay indoors, online all day and then complain that they have trouble meeting people lol. Now, finding a dick you actually want to see on the regular...that takes a little more work! Same premise though...go outside and interact with people irl! It's really not a difficult concept :) I may be in the minority though, because I'm sure these apps and websites are raking it in!!
 
RaiderLL said:
This kind of stuff kills me!!! If people would get off their electronic devices and actually step outside they'd realize there's easy sex everywhere, if that's what they want. People stay indoors, online all day and then complain that they have trouble meeting people lol. Now, finding a dick you actually want to see on the regular...that takes a little more work! Same premise though...go outside and interact with people irl! It's really not a difficult concept :) I may be in the minority though, because I'm sure these apps and websites are raking it in!!
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This is definitely true. I still think that men have it a little bit worse than women do as far as finding willing partners is concerned, though. Even then, it's not even all that tough as long as you know where to look. Once you step outside vaginas are everywhere. Everywhere.
 
Since1980 said:
This is definitely true. I still think that men have it a little bit worse than women do as far as finding willing partners is concerned, though. Even then, it's not even all that tough as long as you know where to look. Once you step outside vaginas are everywhere. Everywhere.
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Most definitely men have it worse. All women have to do is go about their business...men will inevitably approach and strike up a conversation. It takes balls to approach a woman, IMO....so I certainly feel for all you guys out there!
 
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The most deadliest of creatures in the seas and perhaps the entire planet. It's venom is so strong, it can kill 60 people in under four minutes. These are dangerous creatures and I have to admit, I do have a strong fear of this thing.

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RaiderLL said:
Most definitely men have it worse. All women have to do is go about their business...men will inevitably approach and strike up a conversation. It takes balls to approach a woman, IMO....so I certainly feel for all you guys out there!
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Shiiiiit! I don't know what type of doods you know but me and my crew don't have it worst.
 
buglerroller said:
Shiiiiit! I don't know what type of doods you know but me and my crew don't have it worst.
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Lol what kind of women do you know?! My girls and I don't have to do shit...we could be shopping, eating, pumping gas lol...guys approach. I hear men complaining all the time about how hard it is to approach women...now granted, I have no doubt that YOU have it quite easy love. :smt047

Most men though? Not as lucky I bet!
 
Since1980 said:
This is definitely true. I still think that men have it a little bit worse than women do as far as finding willing partners is concerned, though. Even then, it's not even all that tough as long as you know where to look. Once you step outside vaginas are everywhere. Everywhere.
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RaiderLL said:
Most definitely men have it worse. All women have to do is go about their business...men will inevitably approach and strike up a conversation. It takes balls to approach a woman, IMO....so I certainly feel for all you guys out there!
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I must be a puss magnet. Shits too easy. I put in more work declining women
 
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