Random Conversation 2.0

And here I thought he lurved me, cry. :smt086

 

Every time I come to visit you, you avoid me.

 

Ahhhh so he did. He wraps those legs of his around me every day and holds on tight

 

I also named my coffee pot, TV, both cats, hand vacuum, the third condom in my next box of condoms, and cutlery after you.

I hope that's not too weird...

 

I can understand the cats and vacuum. 3 your lucky number? You want to fork me? Oh and the coffee pot, you want to fill me up.

TV has me stumped

 

He wants to watch you.... fixed.

 

I was relating my dating woes to a co-worker (who has the wackiest sense of humor of anyone I know) and he said he thinks somebody should start a website called "Superficial Relationships.com." I told him to cut to the chase and just call it "Boink.com" :smt080

(IamMe: There's a work-from-work idea. Just cut me a slice of the pie for the idea, k?)

 

:smt025 brilliant!

OMFG. Bloody hilarious!

I miss your humorous *sexchanges.

*(I coined that word for you two )

 

A way to find out who wants to have sex, and nothing else? There's an app for that!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bang.bangwithfriends

 

This kind of stuff kills me!!! If people would get off their electronic devices and actually step outside they'd realize there's easy sex everywhere, if that's what they want. People stay indoors, online all day and then complain that they have trouble meeting people lol. Now, finding a dick you actually want to see on the regular...that takes a little more work! Same premise though...go outside and interact with people irl! It's really not a difficult concept I may be in the minority though, because I'm sure these apps and websites are raking it in!!

 

Hmmmmm.. Last time u were here, u snuck in n out w out telling me, Mr 'u avoid me'. Lol.

See how I use 'u' on purpose here

 

This is definitely true. I still think that men have it a little bit worse than women do as far as finding willing partners is concerned, though. Even then, it's not even all that tough as long as you know where to look. Once you step outside vaginas are everywhere. Everywhere.

 

Most definitely men have it worse. All women have to do is go about their business...men will inevitably approach and strike up a conversation. It takes balls to approach a woman, IMO....so I certainly feel for all you guys out there!

 

Wonderful day. Two drunk drivers in custody. NICE!!!

 

The Box Jellyfish aka Sea Wasp​

The most deadliest of creatures in the seas and perhaps the entire planet. It's venom is so strong, it can kill 60 people in under four minutes. These are dangerous creatures and I have to admit, I do have a strong fear of this thing.

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Shiiiiit! I don't know what type of doods you know but me and my crew don't have it worst.

 

Lol what kind of women do you know?! My girls and I don't have to do shit...we could be shopping, eating, pumping gas lol...guys approach. I hear men complaining all the time about how hard it is to approach women...now granted, I have no doubt that YOU have it quite easy love. :smt047

Most men though? Not as lucky I bet!

 

I must be a puss magnet. Shits too easy. I put in more work declining women

 

damn fam

got em like 'look me in the eye and tell me you don't want this pussy'

jumpin through hoops and shit just to prove you're not interested

 

That's real talk fam