Holiday Humor

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Tamstrong, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Tamstrong

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  3. Alinoa

    Alinoa New Member

    Okay guys, this is never too late for Thanksgiving Day prepararation...

    HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

    Step 1: Go buy a turkey.
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD.
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
    Step 7: Turn oven the on.
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
    Step 9: Turk the bastey.
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
    Step 17: Turk the carvey.
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
     
  4. Black DeNiro

    Black DeNiro Well-Known Member

    LMAO Nice Tammy. Given all the Big Bird talk this year, I find this^^^^^funny as hell.
     
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  9. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Love this. I've got one like it with wine instead of whisky buried somewhere but I couldn't find it.


    Yikes! This one is crazy, but I have to admit it did make me laugh.


    Hilarious! :smt023

    Good ones, BD. :smt023
     
  10. Nikkers

    Nikkers Well-Known Member

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    I love Calvin and Hobbes :)

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    Addolorata Active Member

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    Unique4ever Well-Known Member

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  18. Nikkers

    Nikkers Well-Known Member

    This just... totally cracked me up. Friends on Facebook were sharing this, asking people if they could spot the CODA (Child of Deaf Parent)

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    :smt114
     
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