Okay guys, this is never too late for Thanksgiving Day prepararation... HOW TO COOK A TURKEY Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD. Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. Step 7: Turn oven the on. Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get. Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 17: Turk the carvey. Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
Love this. I've got one like it with wine instead of whisky buried somewhere but I couldn't find it. Yikes! This one is crazy, but I have to admit it did make me laugh. Hilarious! :smt023 Good ones, BD. :smt023
This just... totally cracked me up. Friends on Facebook were sharing this, asking people if they could spot the CODA (Child of Deaf Parent) [YOUTUBE]zQeygYqOn8g[/YOUTUBE] :smt114
