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“A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.”
— Caitlin Stasey
lol :smt023
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“A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.”
— Caitlin Stasey
“Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.”
So, a friend of mine sent me the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy in PDF form over a year ago.
I haven't read it, because I haven't wanted to...but with the movie out, I decided to see what all the fuss is about. Good God, is it a poorly written book.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from it, that made me laugh out loud at their stupidity:
And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain – probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata where my subconscious dwells – comes the thought: he’s here to see you.
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the communist manifesto.
My heartbeat has picked up, and my medulla oblongata has neglected to fire any synapses to make me breathe.
“That’s very profligate of you,” I murmur, bewildered by the choice, though I am hun*gry.
LMAO!!! Who freaking talks this way? Or "thinks" this way? Too freaking funny.
This book is reminding me of that Friends episode where Joey writes a letter to the adoption company for Monica and Chandler and uses a Thesaurus...on every word.
So, a friend of mine sent me the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy in PDF form over a year ago.
I haven't read it, because I haven't wanted to...but with the movie out, I decided to see what all the fuss is about. Good God, is it a poorly written book.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from it, that made me laugh out loud at their stupidity:
And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain – probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata where my subconscious dwells – comes the thought: he’s here to see you.
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the communist manifesto.
My heartbeat has picked up, and my medulla oblongata has neglected to fire any synapses to make me breathe.
“That’s very profligate of you,” I murmur, bewildered by the choice, though I am hun*gry.
LMAO!!! Who freaking talks this way? Or "thinks" this way? Too freaking funny.
This book is reminding me of that Friends episode where Joey writes a letter to the adoption company for Monica and Chandler and uses a Thesaurus...on every word.
:smt043 I love that episode!!
:smt005
Aw, Bookie, you know you're just being harsh due to your cold "full-sized aortic pump".
Wow. If the mood ever strikes me to read a poorly written cheesy book, I know where to look. It sounds like my lack of interest in the books or movie was for good reason. lmao