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So, a friend of mine sent me the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy in PDF form over a year ago.
I haven't read it, because I haven't wanted to...but with the movie out, I decided to see what all the fuss is about. Good God, is it a poorly written book.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from it, that made me laugh out loud at their stupidity:
And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain – probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata where my subconscious dwells – comes the thought: he’s here to see you.
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the communist manifesto.
My heartbeat has picked up, and my medulla oblongata has neglected to fire any synapses to make me breathe.
“That’s very profligate of you,” I murmur, bewildered by the choice, though I am hun*gry.
LMAO!!! Who freaking talks this way? Or "thinks" this way? Too freaking funny.
This book is reminding me of that Friends episode where Joey writes a letter to the adoption company for Monica and Chandler and uses a Thesaurus...on every word.
Someone posted this on Pinterest, and I thought you'd get a kick out of it:
'50 SHADES OF GREY'S' MOST CRINGEWORTHY QUOTES BROUGHT TO LIFE
http://www.thedailybeast.com/galler...worthy-quotes-brought-to-life.html#introSlide
Shoutout to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
Shoutout to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
I read this and laughed so hard! :lol: