"I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens". Woody Allen

 

"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government". Woody Allen

 

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying". Woody Allen

 

" Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon". Woody Allen

 

"Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all". Woody Allen

 

" My one regret in life is that I am not someone else". Woody Allen

 

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" Woody Allen

 

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
Frank Zappa

 

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it". Artist Salvador Dali

 

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. -Blaise Pascal, philosopher and mathematician (1623-1662)

 

"Nobody ever learns anything if there not willing to be taught."

 

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? : George Carlin

 

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." Will Durant

 

"There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life."

 

One door shuts, another opens. ;-)

 

"Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish." -Ovid

 

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."
-- Eric Hoffer

 

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""
-- Charles M. Schulz

 

"Love knows no virtue, no merit; it loves forgives and tolerates everything because it must. We are not guided by reason" : Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

 

"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld