"Never eat more than you can lift." -- Miss Piggy "Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion." -- Ambrose Bierce
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live". Oscar Wilde
“Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology” — John Tudor
“Deep down, beneath all our insecurities, beneath all our hopes for and beliefs in equality, each of us believes we’re better than anyone else.” : Audrey Beth Stein