Favorite quotes

Its a damn shame I didn't listen as much as I should have when I was a teen. Could have made my life so much easier and fruitful, moms usually know what's up we just don't realize it at the time.

Love your mom's quote btw so damn real.

 

Agreed! 'Mom knows best'. True quote, lol.

 

"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it." -Will Rogers

 

"A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them."
Leonard Louis Levinson

 

one is cute, the other is funny lol, so I will start with the cute one! I have no idea who wrote it, but I just love it:

''friends are quiet angels who hold us up when our wings forget how to fly''

and the second one is by Stephen Fry, who I love lol:

''double negatives are a big no-no''

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to remember their faces. Just so you know who's been breakin' into your places. If they can do it to me, they can do it to you. So put your foot up their ass the next time they do."

Petey Wheatstraw(Rudy Ray Moore)
Petey Wheatstraw, The Devil's Son-In-Law.

 

"This task was appointed to you. If you do not find a way, no one will..."

 

"No questions. No answers. That is the business we're in. You accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three."

Vincent(Jean Reno)
Ronin (1998)

 

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"Here's a sex tip: before you start, put a bag of popcorn in the microwave so that when you're done, you have a treat."
Liz Lemon

 

"I could've killed them all. I could've killed you. In town, you're the law. Out here, it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go."

John J. Rambo- First Blood (1982)

 

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

Graff (Edward James Olmos)
Blade Runner 1981

 

"One day, men will look back and say I gave birth to the Twentieth Century."

Jack The Ripper - 1888

 

Love both of these...

"The only guy who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn't".

"You are always responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel".

 

"You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

Adrian Cronauer(Robin Williams)

Good Morning, Vietnam