Random Conversation 2.0

No no my friend you can't say stuff like that about the women and be popular. You can say whatever you want about men on here and slide. Let's keep it honest

 

I accidentally cheated on my girlfriend while she was out of town.

So, Bae is away visiting her parents and I'm here getting fitted for a new arm brace. The woman fitting me stretch out out my arm, puts in the brace, tightens it and asks me to move my hand to check and see how it feels. So, I wiggle my hand and close my fingers. Well, I didn't know her breasticle was right there and when I tried to clasp my hand, I grabbed a fairly decent helping of titty.

I did not mean to do it. I wasn't really aware of how close my hand was to her breasticess. The motion and feelling in my left arm and hand is limited. I felt bad because she was just doing her job not trying to be molested by my cripple ass. So, I apoligized profusely and she was real cool about it. She said she's had worse things purposely attempted on her by patients so it was no big deal. Hazard of the job. She smiled, patted me on the shoulder and that was that.

So, still feeling guilty as sin I told my girlfriend. She thought it was rather amusing. Bless her heart. She never gets jealous at anything. I really love that about her.

Anyway, that's my cheating experience. Though it was unintentional, I have to admit, the woman fitting me for the brace was kinda hot, though.

 

Exactly why I wondered in earlier thread how fox news would handle this story. How do you spin this?

 

Wait .. you gave them your original? You gave them your only copy? What do you mean "no way to prove citizenship?" Citizenship of what nation? Get your papers back silly

 

Lol

Unlike everyone else, I'm brutally honest

You get what you see and you don't have to worry about me sneaking around sending rep messages on the side

:smt043

Say it again for the peanut gallery

I'm out of gifs...but this deserves one

 

Seriously lol'ing at the bold all the while "awww'ing" at how sweetly you speak of your gf :heart:

 

A man truly in love lol

 

I detect a faint sense of humor

 

Let's hope so. Rather not have a downer on the forum.

 

So far it hasn't been done, at least not from what I've seen so far. I would love to see any news outlet try and spin that shooting into something but murder.

 

I don't know what u two are talking about, but if it's that cop who killed the black guy (which one, right?), most people I see are outrage and haven't spun the shit outta it

Being fired as soon as it happened probably helped more people think he was wrong

The right and left are fuming sans the usual racists

 

We're talking about the one in North Charleston where the officer shot a man in the back multiple times. Of course the one from Tulsa a few days ago is pretty bad, too.

Oh wait, I forgot that second one was a "mistake."

 

I'm trying to follow this one....because it doesn't look like anything will happen to him yet

Someone needs to throw a few lawsuits around or something

Still waiting on akai gurley too

 

He's been charged with Second Degree Manslaughter: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-reserve-cop-who-mistook-his-gun-for-a-taser/

 

Guess I haven't really been following this one then....so much for honesty lol

At least they got him on something...these trigger happy, nervous cops need to be reigned in

I still wouldn't run out of fear if a cop stopped me, but you can bet your ass that after all of these shootings and beatings I'm definitely thinking some shit

If a pullover looks weird, I'm pulling out a camera that sends live streams straight to youtube cuz they losin they minds

 

I did catch this tho....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/william-melendez-police_n_7075268.html

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...uana_n_7075710.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Lol@the comments

Can't blame the people involved for trying to de-vilify pot smokers tho

 

Quite a beauty. Welcome aboard to the forums.

 

Thanks!!