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Unique4ever said:
No problem. It's how I feel about this place.
You are just not supposed to openly say things like that (if you want to be popular).
You will find out for yourself if this forum is for you or how much of it you can handle over time.
Some people say weird things online because they can hide behind their fake name.
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No no my friend you can't say stuff like that about the women and be popular. You can say whatever you want about men on here and slide. Let's keep it honest :cool:
 
I accidentally cheated on my girlfriend while she was out of town.

So, Bae is away visiting her parents and I'm here getting fitted for a new arm brace. The woman fitting me stretch out out my arm, puts in the brace, tightens it and asks me to move my hand to check and see how it feels. So, I wiggle my hand and close my fingers. Well, I didn't know her breasticle was right there and when I tried to clasp my hand, I grabbed a fairly decent helping of titty.

I did not mean to do it. I wasn't really aware of how close my hand was to her breasticess. The motion and feelling in my left arm and hand is limited. I felt bad because she was just doing her job not trying to be molested by my cripple ass. So, I apoligized profusely and she was real cool about it. She said she's had worse things purposely attempted on her by patients so it was no big deal. Hazard of the job. She smiled, patted me on the shoulder and that was that.

So, still feeling guilty as sin I told my girlfriend. She thought it was rather amusing. Bless her heart. She never gets jealous at anything. I really love that about her.

Anyway, that's my cheating experience. Though it was unintentional, I have to admit, the woman fitting me for the brace was kinda hot, though.
 
Since1980 said:
That shooting is one of the things that transcends political lines. Even the most die-hard, tough on crime Tea Party types would have a hard time justifying this one and some of those people can rationalize anything.
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Exactly why I wondered in earlier thread how fox news would handle this story. How do you spin this?
 
archangel said:
just came back from the passport agency. I'm not happy that they took my birth certificate. No way to prove my citizenship but I guess I will wait.
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Wait .. you gave them your original? You gave them your only copy? What do you mean "no way to prove citizenship?" Citizenship of what nation? Get your papers back silly
 
Cherok33 said:
that boy eats and I cook all the time. I'll make a full, 4 course meal
that boy will go make a big bowl of cereal as soon as he finishes his meal. don't know where he puts it!
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Lol

Cherok33 said:
boy put your spoon down and quit stirring!!
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Unlike everyone else, I'm brutally honest

You get what you see and you don't have to worry about me sneaking around sending rep messages on the side

The Dark King said:
Looks are the very reason why we find people interesting or attractive. They don't keep you there but they sure open the door in the first place. And him asking for measurements was a joke but you're new so I can see how you might misunderstand. We really need a sarcasm font lol
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:smt043

The Dark King said:
As if you don't know the rewards of pretty privilege lol
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Say it again for the peanut gallery

The Dark King said:
No no my friend you can't say stuff like that about the women and be popular. You can say whatever you want about men on here and slide. Let's keep it honest :cool:
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I'm out of gifs...but this deserves one
 
samson1701 said:
So, Bae is away visiting her parents and I'm here getting fitted for a new arm brace. The woman fitting me stretch out out my arm, puts in the brace, tightens it and asks me to move my hand to check and see how it feels. So, I wiggle my hand and close my fingers. Well, I didn't know her breasticle was right there and when I tried to clasp my hand, I grabbed a fairly decent helping of titty.

I did not mean to do it. I wasn't really aware of how close my hand was to her breasticess. The motion and feelling in my left arm and hand is limited. I felt bad because she was just doing her job not trying to be molested by my cripple ass. So, I apoligized profusely and she was real cool about it. She said she's had worse things purposely attempted on her by patients so it was no big deal. Hazard of the job. She smiled, patted me on the shoulder and that was that.

So, still feeling guilty as sin I told my girlfriend. She thought it was rather amusing. Bless her heart. She never gets jealous at anything. I really love that about her.

Anyway, that's my cheating experience. Though it was unintentional, I have to admit, the woman fitting me for the brace was kinda hot, though.
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Seriously lol'ing at the bold all the while "awww'ing" at how sweetly you speak of your gf :heart:
 
smoran said:
I'm not sure who left this comment :

Don't take the guys here serious. Only a few of them are friendly and sincere. Most are shallow and some are aggressive and mean. Be really careful what you share here.U4E

I just wanna say thanks for the heads up!! I really appreciate it! I don't understand why you would even start something like this if you aren't serious! But I guess some people get their kicks from messing with peoples heads and playing with their emotions and that's why both me and them are single and resorting to things like this!
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I detect a faint sense of humor
 
pettyofficerj said:
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Unlike everyone else, I'm brutally honest

You get what you see and you don't have to worry about me sneaking around sending rep messages on the side
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Since1980 said:
So far it hasn't been done, at least not from what I've seen so far. I would love to see any news outlet try and spin that shooting into something but murder.
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I don't know what u two are talking about, but if it's that cop who killed the black guy (which one, right?), most people I see are outrage and haven't spun the shit outta it

Being fired as soon as it happened probably helped more people think he was wrong

The right and left are fuming sans the usual racists
 
pettyofficerj said:
I don't know what u two are talking about, but if it's that cop who killed the black guy (which one, right?), most people I see are outrage and haven't spun the shit outta it

Being fired as soon as it happened probably helped more people think he was wrong

The right and left are fuming sans the usual racists
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We're talking about the one in North Charleston where the officer shot a man in the back multiple times. Of course the one from Tulsa a few days ago is pretty bad, too.

Oh wait, I forgot that second one was a "mistake."
 
Since1980 said:
We're talking about the one in North Charleston where the officer shot a man in the back multiple times. Of course the one from Tulsa a few days ago is pretty bad, too.

Oh wait, I forgot that second one was a "mistake."
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I'm trying to follow this one....because it doesn't look like anything will happen to him yet

Someone needs to throw a few lawsuits around or something

Still waiting on akai gurley too
 
Since1980 said:
He's been charged with Second Degree Manslaughter: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-reserve-cop-who-mistook-his-gun-for-a-taser/
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Guess I haven't really been following this one then....so much for honesty lol

At least they got him on something...these trigger happy, nervous cops need to be reigned in

I still wouldn't run out of fear if a cop stopped me, but you can bet your ass that after all of these shootings and beatings I'm definitely thinking some shit

If a pullover looks weird, I'm pulling out a camera that sends live streams straight to youtube cuz they losin they minds
 
Quite a beauty. Welcome aboard to the forums. :cool:

smoran said:
Looks aren't that important! Yes to some extent but asking my measurements isn't exactly a conversation starter for me... I'm sure some broads won't mind tho!!! And just for the record I am rather fit!! I take pride in staying in shape! :)

I would upload a photo but I don't know how---just started this thing yesterday!
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