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1449225 said:
Everytime I see that commercial I'm thinking ol girl could suck Durant's dick while she's standing straight up,then I get sad because I'll never find a woman short enough to suck my dick while she's standing straight up,unless it's a midget.
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:smt043

You could always just stand on a chair and let her go to town on your dick.

You're standing up + she's standing up = problem solved ;)
 
1449225 said:
Everytime I see that commercial I'm thinking ol girl could suck Durant's dick while she's standing straight up,then I get sad because I'll never find a woman short enough to suck my dick while she's standing straight up,unless it's a midget.
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LMAO!
 
It's rainy and gross today. I need to do grocery shopping so I can make dinner tonight...
I feel like making the guys go out and do the shopping, since I'm cooking for all 4 of us anyways. Too bad they all gotta go to work, where's my umbrella at? :p
 
Oh bloody hell!!!!!!

This website is not fit for Starbucks.

I'm flipping through threads and everything's fine a good. Lots of text.
Then I click for the next page and its volumes of women tossing men's salad.
In Starbucks.

Egads.

:smt011
 
Vashanic said:
It's rainy and gross today. I need to do grocery shopping so I can make dinner tonight...
I feel like making the guys go out and do the shopping, since I'm cooking for all 4 of us anyways. Too bad they all gotta go to work, where's my umbrella at? :p
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Whatcha makin?

Are you cooking in a thong?
You know my email addy.

Meeoowwwwww.
 
Looking at these lovely photos in the pic thread has highlighted that I need a Tan desperately, the pasty faced look is dragging me down.

Maybe a sun bed, not sure I'm fastidious enough for fake tan, oh what to do.
 
Bug said:
Looking at these lovely photos in the pic thread has highlighted that I need a Tan desperately, the pasty faced look is dragging me down.

Maybe a sun bed, not sure I'm fastidious enough for fake tan, oh what to do.
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You can have a little of my color. I'm dark as fuck. Lol
 
Bug said:
Looking at these lovely photos in the pic thread has highlighted that I need a Tan desperately, the pasty faced look is dragging me down.

Maybe a sun bed, not sure I'm fastidious enough for fake tan, oh what to do.
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I feel you! I am considering a tanning bed, but then know better because it's dangerous w the UV lights. I think about spray tanning for the summer, but a good one is expensive to upkeep.

its tough being a woman lol
 
Cherok33 said:
I feel you! I am considering a tanning bed, but then know better because it's dangerous w the UV lights. I think about spray tanning for the summer, but a good one is expensive to upkeep.

its tough being a woman lol
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I use the Jergens (lotion) tanner (Natural Glow, I think it's called?) because it works over several days. Supplement with a little natural sunlight. Two years ago, I was really diligent with keeping up with it and I had one of the nicest tans I ever had. Was careful not to burn (like I usually do).
 
chesbaygrl7 said:
I use the Jergens (lotion) tanner (Natural Glow, I think it's called?) because it works over several days. Supplement with a little natural sunlight. Two years ago, I was really diligent with keeping up with it and I had one of the nicest tans I ever had. Was careful not to burn (like I usually do).
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I have actually been using the lotion for a week now, and waiting to see something lol. Wondering if maybe I should have bought the medium to dark tone, because all I see a difference yet is my arms :/

But you have given me hope, and I have been diligent... so we shall see... :)
 
Cherok33 said:
I have actually been using the lotion for a week now, and waiting to see something lol. Wondering if maybe I should have bought the medium to dark tone, because all I see a difference yet is my arms :/

But you have given me hope, and I have been diligent... so we shall see... :)
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I have to use the medium-dark tone even though I'm fair skinned and burn easily. Try to get outside in the sun for a bit each day too. I had to condense my sunbathing to the weekends, but it still worked. I always tan much better on my arms, back and chest. My shins will not tan!! Ugh.
 
chesbaygrl7 said:
I have to use the medium-dark tone even though I'm fair skinned and burn easily. Try to get outside in the sun for a bit each day too. I had to condense my sunbathing to the weekends, but it still worked. I always tan much better on my arms, back and chest. My shins will not tan!! Ugh.
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I will try laying out a bit. Its been yucky lately, so hopefully I'll have better luck this weekend. I have a bruise on my shin I need to cover! Ugh :/
 
Cherok33 said:
I will try laying out a bit. Its been yucky lately, so hopefully I'll have better luck this weekend. I have a bruise on my shin I need to cover! Ugh :/
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I do too!!! Didn't even realize I had it 'til I was putting a pair of capris on...oy. :rolleyes:
 
Stizzy said:
You can have a little of my color. I'm dark as fuck. Lol
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That's very kind, thank you lol

Cherok33 said:
I feel you! I am considering a tanning bed, but then know better because it's dangerous w the UV lights. I think about spray tanning for the summer, but a good one is expensive to upkeep.

its tough being a woman lol
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The paper knickers and rubbing off on the bed sheets puts me off spray tanning also my sis in law had one and she definitely looked a tad orange.
I'm thinking a stand up tanning bed with a decent lotion say 5 mins at a time, build it up slow.

chesbaygrl7 said:
I use the Jergens (lotion) tanner (Natural Glow, I think it's called?) because it works over several days. Supplement with a little natural sunlight. Two years ago, I was really diligent with keeping up with it and I had one of the nicest tans I ever had. Was careful not to burn (like I usually do).
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I tried Johnsons Holiday sun last year and I can honestly say I didn't notice the difference. I was using it till both bottles run dry. Might look for this Jergens stuff see if we have it here.
 
Bug said:
I tried Johnsons Holiday sun last year and I can honestly say I didn't notice the difference. I was using it till both bottles run dry. Might look for this Jergens stuff see if we have it here.
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I wasn't sure if you could get the Natural Glow there but you may be able to order in online. The only other thing I recommend is to put it on at night. It's stinky like other tanners.
 
Oh yeah...had forgotten about that one little pesky fact; many lotions stink :/

The newest version I purchased smells decent, but leaves me feeling a bit sticky after a while.
 
Cherok33 said:
Oh yeah...had forgotten about that one little pesky fact; many lotions stink :/

The newest version I purchased smells decent, but leaves me feeling a bit sticky after a while.
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They don't stink right away. But after a certain chemical (DHA?) starts interacting with your body heat it just smells. So I put it on at night and after I shower in the AM, I make sure to lather on a nice smelling lotion. :)
 
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