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I'm watching a complete history of my sexaual failures. I t is hilarious. The director takes look at his sexual life by talking to shi ex on why they dumped.

One girl said he tried to hit on her mother. I said yea I can see that as a reason to dump a man.
Another woman dumped him because he never returned her contact. Another woman dumped him because he didn't get it up that night.
 
I don't know what I'm more excited about tonight:

1) Falling Skies season premiere
2) Game of Thrones season finale
3) NBA finals

Am I the only one?
 
The Dark King said:
Fuck Queen James and the rest of them bitches. Let's to Spurs.
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are you mad that no NY team made it? I thought you would be use to it by now.


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The day that happens is when we eradicate the practice of labeling people based on certain differences, which aren't mutually exclusive mind you.

orejon4 said:
This entire row over nothing reveals to me what I have always suspected was the true nature of the country. Hope it changes someday.
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Anyone else surprised by the sexual innuendo in the Sprint Kevin Durant Sprint commercials where he takes the place of the Asian husband/father and shows up at breakfast in his pajamas? I love the ads, but I was surprised at the sexual undertones (or at least the way they fake them).
 
I'm simply laughing my ass off here. In situations like this, you're willing to ask yourself, "Who to root for?" You have two groups who are just blithering idiots due to their personal ideology. One which is an extreme fringe group of Christians, and the other is the Ku Klux Klan, the other hate group that stymies progress. Anyway, this little clip just had me puzzled, then laughing in hysteria.

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orejon4 said:
Anyone else surprised by the sexual innuendo in the Sprint Kevin Durant Sprint commercials where he takes the place of the Asian husband/father and shows up at breakfast in his pajamas? I love the ads, but I was surprised at the sexual undertones (or at least the way they fake them).
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Everytime I see that commercial I'm thinking ol girl could suck Durant's dick while she's standing straight up,then I get sad because I'll never find a woman short enough to suck my dick while she's standing straight up,unless it's a midget.
 
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