Any massage is welcomed in my book, but I'd say foot massage Thunder cats or teenage mutant ninja turtles
oh damn, that's a difficult one, I'm going to have to go with Inspector Gadget. Seasame Street of Telatubbies (however you spell that shiz)?
I don't think I've ever even seen an entire episode of faily guy, so, Simpsons Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?