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I love girls in college. I keep get older but they stay the same age lol

 

DB, whatever it is I hope you're working it out and you're doing well. Positive energy toward Buffalo.

 

1. Ashlee Dupree, the high end call girl for former NY governor is on a show with Heidi Montag and she is not that hot to be that expensive, lol. She is got oaky face and cute Midwestern accent (tho she is a Jersey girl she does not have that Annoying accent) that's about it.

2. I am developing a crash on Carla Facciolo who is on the Mob wives show. She is got a horse face but her deep dark hair and Rhode Island accent makes her sexy as hell.

 

is a crash somewhere between crush and rash....and what does TDR stand for?

 

Yep, it is, I would like to give her some heat rash, lol. The meaning of TDR is under my sig

 

Ok, not stand for, but mean? You're not home?

 

What is it with ppl this week? Every Tom, Dick & Harry got a mix niece in Iowa, a cousin in Philippines and a sister in Panama that they wanna set me up with. Thank you but NO Thank you.

 

Why not, your busy w that hooker you locked in your bedroom???

 

He dumped the hooker. He's back with the blow-up doll.

 

Sweet! He can save that buck fiddy for the bus fair that way!!!

 

Nope, I only got a buck. I spent the 50 cents on two used condoms and a duck tape that I needed to use on yo moms. :smt081

 

A, I got a friend you might be interested in, she's Cambodian, 4'2", she's mean in tha kitchen....

 

I don't think that he ever got rid of his blow up dolls

 

Thank you.

Oh, they certainly do. And there's not really much I can do about any of them except watch the tidal wave roll in...

Thanks, Pixie. Nothing at this time, but if there is something, I will happily ask for it. Unless you've got wine. In which case, it's an emergency- come over. Bring wine.

Tam, this is exactly it. I even went to Dick's to try to buy a heavy bag because I needed to beat the everloving stuffing out of someone, but I was trying to settle for a 'thing'. My old roommate used to have one, and I would go down there and beat the tar out of it for awhile- great for the rage, the heart, and the biceps. lol

 

Big hugs db...hope things improve

 

Why do you need used condoms when you could just duct tape the one eyed monster????

 

I laughed out loud. But that has to do with a story from last night - something to do with a broken condom, a realization in time, and I suppose a somewhat thoughtful, if slightly odd, attempt not to get my sheets or my body messy (neither of which I'd have minded at all, but he's a bit of a neat freak).

At that moment, I think he'd have been happy for a bit of duct tape. ;-)

 

Now, you peaked my interest - do elaborate;-) Where did it go????
:weedman:

 

He used his hand to ah..squeeze the end and hold on to it. A bit silly, I thought, as long as it didnt end up inside, I didnt care where it went.

But then he also ended up in the shower twice last night. Guy is a bit of a neat freak. I'm sure my stacks of books everywhere gave him the willies. ;-)

 

That's cute