Did it include orgies!?

 

Absolutely, and each night (it was a multi-night event), the people had to try different partners. So wild.

 

Hmmmm, what day would that be for you and I, eh?

 

Damn, Heidi Montag looks like a 45 yo elongated face cougar, sad thing is she is barely 25, she needs to sue that Iranain Jew plastic surgeon.lol

 

lol...i was going to say that you sound just like one of our posters named gz & then i realised that it is you, just with one of your many name changes

 

I keep doing the same thing - gz needs to come w a flowchart....

 

lol...exactly...!!! maybe archi can whip one up for us

 

He is the one who drove his car off a cliff while talking on his cell phone. Too late to sue him.

 

yeah now i know lol
btw forgot to tell you nice voice

 

I was watching late night show:

Cameron Diaz appears to be ditzy, honest, borderline stupid, not funny but good person with super sexy legs.

Charlize Theron -beautiful, intelligent, mature, classy, business woman & humble. Damn, she is the epitome of a super sexy, classy and elegant woman. Somebody gotta clone that fine South African woman.

 

Thank you Nyx!

 

was raining yesterday so i didn't go for a walk but i did today for 20 mins only

and i had ice cream after i cam back lol thats not good

 

What you need baby are Snoballs!

 

what i ned a leg massage

my legs hurt a lot now and only i walked a little

 

i am renovating my apartment ..for days now. today i woke up with such pains- especially on my back :???: my legs+ everything hurts!
luckily there isn´t so much to do (for me) anymore. the kitchen will get its countertops today- the bathroom too (someone is cutting them and putting them on), the kitchen shelfs will be put on and the wallpaper will find its place in the hallway. So, the only thing left for me to do is to paint the half bathroom :smt081

August first, my boyfriend will arrive here!

 

to be safe not to be tickle i have a weapon

 

I turn my TV on, what do I fucken see, a major media outlet reporting:

1. Paris Hilton walked out of ABC interview ‘coz she was offended by the question “Do you think your time/popularity is coming to an end?”

2. Kim Kardashian is suing Gap/Old navy coz the store is using a model that looks like her.

Geez, I am so sick & tired of these two ding bat whores. I hope some Las Vegas butch dike fucks them hard with a 12 inch steel strap on like the ultimate fighter style until they bleed profusely to death or get a major rectal prolapse that even a Harvard educated colorectal surgeon won’t be able to fix. Now that is something I will pay 20 K for, just to sit on a front row and watch them cry for help and take that huge strap on in agony, that will make my day and the several women I work with, lol

 

I want to send all my prayers and quick recovery out to AMNDCartoon. Thank goodness you survived and you and your wife will be in my prayers.

 

Cut, cap and balance.............read it, study it, support it !.........Either prepare to live with-in your means or prepare to decline as a country !..............