Whats the drunkest you've ever been?

lol...how thoughtful and kind of you all...!!! can't say that i've witnessed any masturbation of strippers before though

 

ive seen masturbation as shows, in the upscale ones...but never a stripper, walking up to the bar and laying naked on it, telling guys to 'have at it'



shit even the bartender stopped serving drinks, to get in some finger play...that's when I knew I wasnt in Kansas anymore

 

but strangely you men were all acting like toto

 

Damn, they wasn't doin' that shit at the strip club I went to.

 

go to the hood, daaaaaaaaawg

 

Naw, I'm cool off that. I saw Hustle and Flow. Them strippers weren't cuttin' it.

 

'hmmm now what's this, smell like fish'




jk i dont make it a habit to go to ghetto joints, but the one time (aight the multiple times) I did go...................opened my eyes son

besides, i'm sure you'll be doing worse things in the years to come

 

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With strippers like the ones in Hustle and Flow, they better've been on that budget booty shit. 2 dollar lapdances like Chappelle be talkin' about.

I'd rather go back to the strip club with the hot rocker chick with the piercings.

Of course, I ain't trying to break myself.

 

yeah i no dat rite fo sho

they werent as bangin' as the ones u see in the upscale joints, but man they were down for whatever

take em to your car and get a nut, lets have it

but dayum if you hit it without putting a bag over their heads, lol

 

:smt042:smt042:smt042

 

seriously they weren't 'stripper' material at all

a few of them joints looked pregnant

 

And they expect mufuckas to drop money on that shit. Pfffft. I'll stick with them non-hood strip joints. You may pay more but you're lookin' at what you want. And the variety is ridiculous sometimes.

 

these mothafuckas werent even charging for pussy play

 

I had half a bottle of champagne a year or so ago during New Years. I'm pretty sure my left foot was feeling a lot lighter than usual. Definately living on the edge, right here.

 

Sheeit. You would think their ghetto asses would hustle the pussy a bit. Try to get a couple quarters out a mofo at least.

 

Im leaving this forum a sober man, Im coming back a drunken god. Today is the Iron Bowl so yeah Im bout to get somewhat plastered. Weagle weagle!!!

 

KS,don't get too plastered because the ladies don't like it-make sure the lady you meet is toasted like you.

 

No you don't. Especially if I'm around because I'm the type of brother who would get you drunk as possible just to see what kind of stupid shit you would do while you were drunk.

 

LoL! Stupid shit like what? All that really happens when I get drunk is I get giggly and my coordination and ability to move accurately, or to respond consistently, based on the distances of objects in my environment aren't so good. From my most recent drunken experience, I can say that you don't want to be near me if I'm drunk with a pool stick. I trip myself with it and almost clobber folks and once I almost took out a ceiling light above a pool table . I'm dangerous.

 

That works. I'm all about being entertained. Although I'm a horny ol' goat, it doesn't always have to be sexual entertainment.