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I wish I could stay... but I gotta pee. LMAO!

 

:smt042:smt042:smt042 An exception shall be made. Ain't nothin' shittier than being comfortable in bed but having to take a piss.

 

Fun fact: One of my best friend's initials are BBC.

 

Bubble Bath Coke scented?

 

You're supposed to lay off the coke, not infuse it more into your life you little drugie lol

 

ha! Will you help me with my rehab?

 

Of course, but my methods are a bit unconventional...they require you to be kept busy all the time, a lot time spent on your back, knees, & especially on all fours.

 

sounds like my kind of rehab

 

Oh it is, it is...we would probably need to keep you longer though.

 

well i believe in taking the path that's going to do me the best

 

Wel that's why my methods works, they are the best because it is a full hands on approach.

 

don't have to tell me twice....I'M IN...!!!

 

No...I'm in...you're on board...

 

if that's the word that's used these days with the young folk, then yep i'll be on the board

 

Hey, whatever gets the job done

 

Rules of the "booty call": 1. I'm sure you are a wonderful woman, but we don't have time - so, it's all about that booty; 2. We both have some place to be in the morning; 3. Don't leave earrings under my pillow...

 

Why are pistachios so addicting?? LOL. I could seriously eat an entire bag in about 5 minutes.

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Because you want to bust the nut and eat it.

 

It's a tragedy if an obsession could destroy the best thing that ever happened to you....

 

I like your methods Let's try it