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please dont go giving him ideas

 

my mates back from italy, says a crazy italian girl frightened him. thickshawty have you been attacking the tourists again?

 

Thanks for all the photo love peeps! :smt054:smt054 That shot was taken off of Saba island, in the Netherland-Antilles (near St. Martin). Great diving, if you get a chance to visit, it's lovely.

Here is a picture of a seahorse, unfortunately it's also a bit fuzzy because I zoomed as much as my little camera would let me. I don't use one of those monster $80,000.00 cameras, just a little one so sometimes the quality is suboptimal but the subjects never disappoint!

 

Oh I just love seahorses! This photo makes me happy

 

Yo, I'm here all day, all night scopin trolls from the rafters. I see you!....I saw you comin from the back alley...I saw you before you even knew you was comin lol...and I'll see you leavin like they all do...don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you on the way out.

 

homie u need to get out more often

run some ball or somethin...scopin trolls all day is some New Jack shit.


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Man you crazy...I'm on the go like magellan, Colombus, and Lweis Clark. I stay postin through the iPad and iPhone.

 

buttah

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Freshassassin....

 

speaking of buttah,,, when are you going to buttah up those muffins???

 

soon as I work up some cream

 

shouldn't you have plenty in your sock...???

 

oh i shouldnt be allowed to make decisions, last night is a case in point on that one

 

I don't know why the fuck my mom walks around the house with no damn pants on, like I'm not here. Put some god damn pants on or close your fucking door, since you always bitch at me to keep my door open. You fucking disgust me.


Can't wait to ship outta this damn hell hole. God dammit.

 

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Saints Preserve Us!

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'Nuff Said!!!!









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well you know what to buy her for christmas ......

 

lol

reminds me of one of my grandmas, who would change in and out of bras while you were in the same room

but shit, i grew up in a family where more than one person, could be in the bathroom at any given time. Now everyone wants privacy and shit....

 

Damn these spoild ass muthafuckin' kids. Want a whole room to themselves n' shit.


On another complaint, I took an elbow to the hip in PT today. It already hurt quite a bit when it happened, but when I got home, GAME OVER. I can barely fuckin' move. I can't hawk a loogie without this shit hurting. Fahking chet!!!!

 

I dont understand how you would be doing anything, that could get you an elbow to anywhere. When I was getting everything squared away, with going into active duty, my ROTC First Sergeant pulled me from anything dealing with contact. We used to have pugil-stick fights at morning formation, and I was prohibited from participating. Broken bones, fractures, anything of that nature can really affect whether or not you ship out. Either that was the concern or I was too big to play with the other guys.

 

We were playing "glory ball", which is football, but when you have the ball, you can only take 2 steps total and can only hold the ball for 4 seconds, then pass it. I went for an interception(because, honestly, that's the only reason I liked to play footbal during recess) and jumped and my teammate accidentally caught me with an elbow. I was done. I couldn't even sprint while doing sprints. I was bascially jogging.

My dumbass just had to jump for the interception like I was in 7th grade again. I never learn and always fuck my dumbass up. Shit, this hurts.

I can't even read my new Tucker Max book because it hurts to laugh. I would literally die of laughter if I read the book, it's so funny. I tried to read a page a few minutes ago.....ain't happening.