The New, Thick Jessica Simpson

Well the country audience doesn't mind if their women are a little chubby and down to earth (Trisha Yearwood) but those jeans are a disaster. Nothing worse than a plump chick with a flat ass.
 
It's the jeans. I can't get past them. Perhaps if I saw her in something else, I might like it, but as it is in this photo....

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:smt011....and yet she STILL has a super-flat ass! She looks like sausage with skinny legs. Some women just can't produce curves and she's one of them. It's a wrap for this one.
 
She looks like a truckstop waitress with a 1970s porno hairdo. No thanks.
 
the best career decision she ever made was hooking up with Romo...and his career has been sucking every since.:( my 'Boys.
 
Typical American or other similar white bitch....looks really rootable in and just outa school the chunks up like a motherfucker!!!!!

obese b4 their 30th!!!


That's funny considering black folks are likley the most unhealthiest and most obese folks in this very obese nation known as America. Black chicks don't even wait as long as 30 to put on weight. They add on the pounds by 8th grade. Lets get real.
 
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