I don't mean to to brag, I don't mean to boast...... but I have universal sex appeal.
I'm still new to the whole culture of "clubbing" so excuse my giddiness.
I went to the club last night and a bisexual chick came up to the bar and was all :smt003 with me, couldn't keep her eyes off me. I just said hi and continued drinking my drink cuz her butch gf had that :evil: face.
As the night goes on, this crazy ass dude I met at the club last week was there at again haha. He was crawling on the floor and pouncing on women like a lion lol. He came to say wasup, and the chicks he was freakin thought I was him.
She pointed for me to come over, I was very reluctant at first but I finally came over and introduced myself. Danced for a while, but :smt008 even longer. She was a 40 year old white cougar. I had her fucking sprung as a motherfucker!
At one point the chicks had to use the rest room so me and dude escorted, waiting outside the bathroom for them being all gentlemen like. These two young chicks black and asian who were bad as hell walk past us and dude is like "WHAT'S Y'ALL NAMES!?"
I'm standing their all quiet because I ain't trying to be seen with them to piss the cougar off. Well the two chicks basically side step that dude and step to me on some "What is your name?" :tonqe:
All I remember is me getting a nice lil double hug from them

and of course that's when the cougar comes out the bathroom. I felt bad but she was totally cool with it. I think it made her want me even more haha. She said "I step in the bathroom for 45 seconds and you already got two chicks hugged up on you"
Club let out and I'm separated from everybody, just posted up outside doing nothing. This curvacious white cougar walks past me and she says "Hey honey you trying to roll with me" I say fuck yeah and start following her but then this dweeb next to me cock blocks me.
He grabs her by the hand as she walks past and says in his smoothest 90's r n b voice "hey remember me?" I'm like damn, so I walk away and post up again. 5 minutes later she comes back past in her truck all yelling "you coming or what?"
:smt003

"YES!"
Last night was