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Went out for a run..... damn it's cold, snowy & gusty wind. So much for Spring fever I guess.

 

here it is sunny and nice.. #winning

 

In Sweden? right.... I did not know you flew right to Somalia overnight

 

I don't need to, I have charmed the pants right off the sun so it's stalking me

 

Charming the sun you say? lol, either you drinking Tiger blood or you're practicing Witchcraft of the Charlie Sheen kind.

 

ayye just because u failed there is no reason to go all bitter

 

well, don't blame me.... blame my menstrual cycle.

 

yeah i can't blame the sun for dissing u tho.. lol

 

well, I will.

 

How far did you run?

 

Went to my dentist, they had this super polite cute chick who is a dental hygenist babbling to me about this and that with deep midwestern accent. She caused me to have a super hard on.... when they called my name to get into the exam room, I just sat there like for 5 minutes, lol.

 

Why didn't you try to talk to her dummy

 

Thanks for the heads up lol.

 

I was at the dentist today too.. Had a fat ugly one tho.. no boner here

 

LMAO.
Even if you do get a boner noone will notice, y'al women have it like that, lol.

 

yeeah we have nothing to brag about even when we shud have.. lol

 

How the heck did the Olsen Twins create a Billionaire dollar empire??? I know it's a rhetorical question.

 

they are two.. so they have twice as much time as everybody else.. now how come not all twins manage to do that?!? :S

 

twins or not.....

thats crazy considering i dont know anything about them aside from Full House