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RaiderLL said:
Why watch porn if you had the real thing laying next to you?! I'd probably be offended too lol
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Because she's not in the mood, just as we men arent in the mood all the time

The Dark King said:
Because requires less effort and doesn't require you to get someone else off too. Sometimes a man just wants to cum and go to sleep afterwards
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Lol @ these women dismayed with honesty.
 
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The Dark King said:
Because requires less effort and doesn't require you to get someone else off too. Sometimes a man just wants to cum and go to sleep afterwards
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If you have a gf who's not in the mood, then I get your point. But if you have a gf who would give it to you anytime, day or night, even if you just wanted head...would you still just want to take care of yourself sometimes? Honest question. I've truthfully wondered what goes through guys minds sometimes. I'm ready 24/7...I can get off just by pleasing my guy so there's no need for the "ugh I have to get her off too" mindset...but would you still find masturbation the easier route sometimes?

I guess it's just interesting to me. In two years I've never turned my guy down. Ever. If I have a headache or cramps or STRESS... sex is going to help so I'm definitely down. If he's had a long day or has a big game coming up, I'm fine just taking care of him. Because of how I am and how I try to take care of him, yes Id be offended if he's jacking off when Im home lol. If im not here and he needs to relax, have at it lol. But otherwise I feel like he should turn to me instead of his hand.
 
RaiderLL said:
If you have a gf who's not in the mood, then I get your point. But if you have a gf who would give it to you anytime, day or night, even if you just wanted head...would you still just want to take care of yourself sometimes? Honest question. I've truthfully wondered what goes through guys minds sometimes. I'm ready 24/7...I can get off just by pleasing my guy so there's no need for the "ugh I have to get her off too" mindset...but would you still find masturbation the easier route sometimes?

I guess it's just interesting to me. In two years I've never turned my guy down. Ever. If I have a headache or cramps or STRESS... sex is going to help so I'm definitely down. If he's had a long day or has a big game coming up, I'm fine just taking care of him. Because of how I am and how I try to take care of him, yes Id be offended if he's jacking off when Im home lol. If im not here and he needs to relax, have at it lol. But otherwise I feel like he should turn to me instead of his hand.
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I can't speak for other men but I can say I really enjoy pleasing my woman and to me sex is good relationship maintenence and I like to maintain my woman's satisfaction. So I don't know how to be selfish during sex and if I'm getting off I gotta make sure she's good too and the whole process can take up to an hour and sometimes I just want a quick but then time for bed.
 
The Dark King said:
I can't speak for other men but I can say I really enjoy pleasing my woman and to me sex is good relationship maintenence and I like to maintain my woman's satisfaction. So I don't know how to be selfish during sex and if I'm getting off I gotta make sure she's good too and the whole process can take up to an hour and sometimes I just want a quick but then time for bed.
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I think all that is very gentlemanly of you. I dig it. But remember, some women truly get off on pleasing YOU. It doesn't always need to be a long drawn out thing. If you have a chick who craves you in her mouth, let it be lol. Get the hand off your dick and put it on the back of her head. No bitterness, no having her offended, no sneaking porn lol...problem solved :smt023
 
The Dark King said:
These women grow up thinking we're machines that want it every second of the day lol
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Funniest shit is when you first turn down a woman for sex and you watch her reaction of her mind being blown at the fact that someone was able to turn her down then you see a billion thoughts of what's wrong racing across her face.

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One of which is "he must be cheating on me"

4north1side2 said:
Funniest shit is when you first turn down a woman for sex and you watch her reaction of her mind being blown at the fact that someone was able to turn her down then you see a billion thoughts of what's wrong racing across her face.

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RaiderLL said:
I think all that is very gentlemanly of you. I dig it. But remember, some women truly get off on pleasing YOU. It doesn't always need to be a long drawn out thing. If you have a chick who craves you in her mouth, let it be lol. Get the hand off your dick and put it on the back of her head. No bitterness, no having her offended, no sneaking porn lol...problem solved :smt023
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You got any friends or family in the NY area like you?:cool:
 
Ches said:
That's because it could very well be true. One sign a person may be cheating is that he/she isn't in the mood for sex with their partner.
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I don't really don't think that's true in most cases. Just like everything under the sun certain things become a little less exciting and more routine. It can't be helped. So in my case sex the first 6 times are probably gonna be way more exciting that the 60th time and as a result I'm not going to want to do it as much. Might need more of a build up
 
Just imagine Jesus watching you, giving you a pep talk on getting your jerk on. When busting a nut, you might find all your love juice in the shape of a cross.

That's when you come to find out..."Cum, my lord. Do cum."

samson1701 said:
Girlfriend is out of town for 10 days. I have a new caregiver here. I'm in the backroom on the internet. She's in the livingroom.

I crack open some freaky pics to look at cause, like I said, my girl is out of town and I need to see some creamy nakedness. So, the minute I start peeping some serious ass-aege, she starts playing Amazing Grace. Fuck!

I can't look at porn and listen to gospel hymns at the same time. Though, I'm down for whatever, I'm just not that much of a heathen. Dammit. I really wish I was, though. I could yell out, "Hey, chill with the Jesus Joy, I'm trying to get my perv on!" But, I don't think she'd finish out the whole 10 days if I did that. Wouldn't blame her, either. Plus, I'm not trying to be "that guy."

Guess I'll see what's on Hulu.
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Brutal honesty is the best policy. I like that. :mrgreen:

The Dark King said:
Because requires less effort and doesn't require you to get someone else off too. Sometimes a man just wants to cum and go to sleep afterwards
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