Girlfriend is out of town for 10 days. I have a new caregiver here. I'm in the backroom on the internet. She's in the livingroom.
I crack open some freaky pics to look at cause, like I said, my girl is out of town and I need to see some creamy nakedness. So, the minute I start peeping some serious ass-aege, she starts playing Amazing Grace. Fuck!
I can't look at porn and listen to gospel hymns at the same time. Though, I'm down for whatever, I'm just not that much of a heathen. Dammit. I really wish I was, though. I could yell out, "Hey, chill with the Jesus Joy, I'm trying to get my perv on!" But, I don't think she'd finish out the whole 10 days if I did that. Wouldn't blame her, either. Plus, I'm not trying to be "that guy."
Guess I'll see what's on Hulu.