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This is wrong, but I have to share this because it's too funny and at the same time, all too nutty!

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Reminds me of an old email that was doing the rounds back in 2006 :smt080

Truth be told when the foreign exchange students are over the few times Swedes come has to be said they tend to be far more beautiful than their British, Spanish and French sisters and by some margin.

Just remember Usain Bolt celebrated a gold medal with 3 Swedish ladies team out of all the nationalities present at London 2012.
 
To whom it may concern,
......I think the motel-6 is running a discount right now.....

To whom it may concern,

We don't have one of those here.
Also, he couldn't get shit if he took me to a motel-6. They may leave the light on but I'm not the type that's afraid of the dark.
If you catch my drift.
 
Well, since you're the one who technically had the wet dream, it looks like the feeling is mutual...

It may have been at one point.

Petty is.....how does one say this?
Fickle and fast. His attention span is...
Short.

He's a bad boy. I try to stay away from them.
 
........That young Dom in training has obviously failed the exams......

Actually...

That young Dom "in training" has way more experience with such things than I do.

So much so that I'm probably going to let him use a single tailed signal whip on me.

And he's the whole reason I'm having wet dreams to begin with.

Motel-6 that.
 
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