Over here it's:
Hang out at the clubs where the footballers hang out.
Convince a footballer that you will shag him in the sleaziest scenario imaginable (often involving lots of drugs and several of his friends who may or may not also be footballers).
The more famous and more married they are, and sleazier the scenario the better.
Record everything and take pictures on your phone.
Threaten to sell your story to the gutter press & ruin their marriages and careers
Settle out of court for a tidy sum.
Works almost as well as the other version, and avoids the inconvenience of actually having sex or kids with someone.