Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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I'm Doctor fucking know!

Posting this for the Brits as not everyone is going to get this

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Lol "You're on the last chopper out of Saigon and I'm having it up the ass with Ho Chi Minh"

 

Never Argue with a Woman

This was just sent to me in an email and I thought it was very funny!!



One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who can take it .

 

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Very much true for me! Lol

 

me too

 

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hehe they're great huh. There was another funny one I saw where a guy was describing his dog and at the end he was like "he's not lost, I just wanted to tell you how awesome he is"

 

Damn Whikle! That is some funny shit!!!!

 

It cant get any goofier than this. Carlton would be proud.

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Ah, that takes me back to my high school prom night.

The memories...:rock:

 

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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA

 

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