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  1. Anten7

    Anten7 New Member

    "I've always been attracted to white women - even before I met your mother. Hold the flashlight a little higher. I had nothing but white pussy. Okay, pass me the torque wrench..." - My Dad
     
    Anten7, Oct 7, 2010
    #901
  2. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    “Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -Malcolm X
     
    hntr18, Oct 7, 2010
    #902
  3. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    A 'word to the wise' ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby
     
    hntr18, Oct 8, 2010
    #903
  4. The Dark King

    The Dark King Well-Known Member

    Damn that was a good one
     
    The Dark King, Oct 8, 2010
    #904
  5. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    "Why do closed minded people always open their mouths?" Kendra Smothers


    "Love is friendship set on fire." Jeremy Taylor


    "I wouldn't mind if animals ate my body after I'm dead. And before I'm dead, they could lick me." Jack Handey
     
    Tamstrong, Oct 8, 2010
    #905
  6. Anten7

    Anten7 New Member

    "As you can see, the Electromagnetic Flux is no longer able to penetrate once Superconductivity has been attained - any questions? Okay, it's like when you go out on a date and your girlfriend says you're not getting any. Understand now?" [​IMG] - Professor Block, Northwestern University Low Temperature Physics Lab
     
    Anten7, Oct 8, 2010
    #906
  7. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano Moderator

    :smt042
     
    Tony Soprano, Oct 8, 2010
    #907
  8. Devorn

    Devorn Member

    "you cannot stop obsessing by obsessing about obsessions"
     
    Devorn, Oct 9, 2010
    #908
  9. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    "If thou must love me, let it be for love's sake only."
    Elizabeth Barrett Browning
     
    Tamstrong, Oct 9, 2010
    #909
  10. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    "Where there is love, there is pain." Unknown

    "Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better." William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

    "My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a wonderful surprise." Jan Arden
     
    Tamstrong, Oct 9, 2010
    #910
  11. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    :smt042
     
    Bliss, Oct 9, 2010
    #911
  12. Anten7

    Anten7 New Member

    ichi-chan!
     
    Anten7, Oct 11, 2010
    #912
  13. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    "Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
    Dorothy Parker
     
    hntr18, Oct 11, 2010
    #913
  14. Kushton Slater

    Kushton Slater New Member

    ?"Loneliness is the pain of being alone.
    Solitude is the joy of being alone".
     
    Kushton Slater, Oct 11, 2010
    #914
  15. Bookworm616

    Bookworm616 Well-Known Member

    So very true!!
     
    Bookworm616, Oct 12, 2010
    #915
  16. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    “A wise man hears one word and understands two." -Unknown
     
    hntr18, Oct 12, 2010
    #916
  17. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    "Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
    -- Louis L'Amour
     
    hntr18, Oct 12, 2010
    #917
  18. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."
    -- George Bernard Shaw
     
    hntr18, Oct 12, 2010
    #918
  19. The Dark King

    The Dark King Well-Known Member

    You know a man's fears you know everything you need to know about the man.
     
    The Dark King, Oct 12, 2010
    #919
  20. Anten7

    Anten7 New Member

    "The way to a woman's heart is through her vagina..."
     
    Anten7, Oct 12, 2010
    #920
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