"God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to fuck up too often "
— Stephen King

 

"If you are not afraid to look back, nothing you are facing can frighten you" James Baldwin

 

"I wouldn't trade my life for anything, because being black made me understand."- Lena Horne (1917-2010)

 

"Gentlemen, Please!! Stop fighting, this is the War Room!!"

- From the Stanley Kubrick film "DR. STRANGELOVE (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)"




















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That's hot ^

 

"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated."
-- George Santayana

 

"Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry".

 

"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
-- Richard Feynman

 

Fuck you and you quote me on that --Fresh

Lol...From my virgin-uneducated mouth at the young age of nine

 

Love this Fresh!

 

“We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.” Unknown

“Losing doesn't eat at me the way it used to. I just get ready for the next play, the next game, the next season.” Troy Aikman

 

I'm glad you loved it now, cause my mother didn't then when she heard I had said that to a teacher. In my defense he did deserve it.

 

"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact"

~ Sherlock Holmes ~

 

"Alcohol and religion are 2 drugs that produce the same eventual side effects: dropping to your knees and feeling guilty."- Denis Leary

 

This too true, good one.

 

"All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse."
-- Benjamin Franklin

 

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
-- Rita Rudner

 

Don't know what quotes have been posted but here are a few that I have.

-Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
-Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
-Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-One can acquire everything in solitude - except character

 

"Generally when there's a lot of smoke... there's just a whole lot more smoke."

~ George Foreman ~

 

"When I was a kid in Houston, we were so poor we couldn't afford the last 2 letters, so we called ourselves po'."

~ George Foreman ~