Favorite quotes

“When the darkness gets easier, you know you're sinking deeper, becoming dead yourself.”

 

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says
'I'm possible'!

 

You have 5 faces. The face you show the world. The face you show your enemies. The face you show your friends. The face you show your family. The last is the face you show no one. That is the face only God sees.

 

Act always as if the future of the universe depended on what you did, while laughing at yourself for thinking that whatever you do makes any difference." ~Buddhist saying

 

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"We're going to have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kay. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down the chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"





Clark Griswold
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

 

I flick boogers while on the bus

 

By any means necessary

Time will tell

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

 

This is so beyond deep.