Granted! But he wears this outfit (minus the chain-mail), calls himself Agador Spartacus with a lovely lisp and demands to be in your next "Rockette" show.


I wish it was 28 degrees celsius here right now and I didn't have to study for final exams.

 

Granted. Except you fail all of your finals and are forced to take your entire semester over....and the winds are so strong that you can't go outside and enjoy the 80 degree weather (yes I converted it to F :lol: ).

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

 

Granted. Your house will clean itself, and it will go haywire, and implode like the house in the movie Poltergeist.

I wish the New York Yankees (Stankees) lose evry game this season. A record 0-100.