Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but since we are most likely all exe's to someone the world is now a VERY LONELY PLACE....

I wish I was relaxing on a yacht on lake Michigan right now

 

granted- so now you can enjoy my company cuz thats exactly where im at. What am i wearing you ask?..a thong through the ass is enough for your viewing pleasure...lol


I wish i could telepathically read a womans mind.....

 

Granted, but you become severly depressed upon finding out that women think men who are arrogant and are only out for sex are undesirable. :wink:

I wish I always had good breathe.

 

Conversations...Corrupt A Wish.

-FSP.

Granted-You always have good breath.But that says nothing for the rest you, which may endanger the environment.(Any "breathe", is a good "breathe," as long as you're still able to do it.)



I wish the weather would cool off.

 

You have recieved the Nobel Prize but the awarded is now for autistic people and you have become autistic.

I wish I could grant my own wishes

 

Granted, but you are only allowed to wish for different types of cleaning products to clean your house with.

I wish I always said the right thing at the right time.

 

jokes

8)

 

Granted... you say the right thing at the right time but all the while you are making faces and rude gestures.

I wish finding Mr Right was a simple process.

 

Granted. But the stupid Genie misunderstood you... you now have an extremely easy time finding Mr. Wright.

I wish someone would give me a backrub!

 

Granted, but their hands are as cold as ice with lots of callouses.

I wish I could get a suntan without getting cancer or wrinkles.

 

LMAO Ronja that is too funny!!!! :lol:

 

[quote="I wish I could get a suntan without getting cancer or wrinkles.[/quote]

Granted, you are now orange :wink:

I wish I could come up with a great business idea and be gainfully and happily self-employed

 

Granted, you are now the most in demand Septic Tank cleaner in the greater Chicago area!

I don't know what I wish. I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted you now know what to wish for, problem is the wishes just keep coming you can't stop wishing for things and always long for more.


I wish cars never needed repairs. You just buy one and other than an oil change now and then you are good to go.

 

Granted, but in order to make them everlasting, they cannot go faster than 25 mph - you're good to go, but you're gonna go slowly!

I wish I didn't have to iron clothes.

 

Conversations/Corrupt A Wish

-FSP.


Granted. You don't have to iron clothes.Just wear them wrinkled.LOL


I wish my grass would turn back to its original healthy and green, rather than brownish, state.

 

Wedlock


Granted, but you used up way to much water to nurse your grass back to being green.

I wish I would actually enjoy working out

 

You and me both... :smt022

Anyway...Granted, but your new 300 lb 5'5 b/f has a very hairy back and an aversion to bathing.

I wish I had a good singing voice.