Andrew McCutchen's girlfriend Maria Hanslovan

[pettyofficerj]

Challenge accepted.

'Noodles' McSpanky in the house

 

[RaiderLL]

'Noodles' McSpanky in the house

These muscles would put you to shame. Not to toot my own horn or anything buuuuut in hs I could bench my weight. Toot toot.

 

[pettyofficerj]

These muscles would put you to shame. Not to toot my own horn or anything buuuuut in hs I could bench my weight. Toot toot.

So basically in high school u were a dude

Look, as long as everything is where it needs to be NOW, there's no need for any hostility

I'm so michael phelps now

 

[RaiderLL]

So basically in high school u were a dude

Look, as long as everything is where it needs to be NOW, there's no need for any hostility

I'm so michael phelps now

Hahahahahaha gotta love me some you. I actually did dance and gymnastics so I was just strong (and in all honesty I didn't weigh a ton lol). There's always a hater tho lol

 

[pettyofficerj]

Hahahahahaha gotta love me some you. I actually did dance and gymnastics so I was just strong (and in all honesty I didn't weight a ton lol). There's always a hater tho lol

That's nice but can you flip a 300lb tire

 

[RaiderLL]

That's nice but can you flip a 300lb tire

I could give it a whirl. My bf is 340-360 and I win matches with him sometimes. Straight skill I tell ya

 

[pettyofficerj]

I could give it a whirl. My bf is 340-360 and I win matches with him sometimes. Straight skill I tell ya

I so wish I could post a gif right now

Damn you steve jobs

 

[RaiderLL]

I so wish I could post a gif right now

Damn you steve jobs

Post. The. GIF. You can do it from the pad ya know.

Dudes huge, no doubt. Linebacker thru and thru:heart:

 

[pettyofficerj]

Post. The. GIF. You can do it from the pad ya know.

Dudes huge, no doubt. Linebacker thru and thru:heart:

Linebacker?

In what fucking league!?

He's on offensive lineman status

 

[RaiderLL]

Linebacker?

In what fucking league!?

He's on offensive lineman status

Lollll linebacker, lineman...he's on team Raider He's so crazy sexy!

 

[pettyofficerj]

Lollll linebacker, lineman...he's on team Raider He's so crazy sexy!

As long as he has a knack for finding holes in that offense...........

 

[orejon4]

This is good news for the happy couple.

 

[AngelaAshes]

This is good news for the happy couple.

Are you from Spain?

 

[pettyofficerj]

Are you from Spain?

Orejons Spanish!?

Oh the deception

:-o

 

[Ray9968]