Funny Ass Shit Thread....

good one :smt080

 

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oh wow ha

 

things have changed since i was a kid...damn

 

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LOL

 

This video is so fitting for this site lol
Dude got all the youtube stars on this shit

 

so true...

on a side note, i hate when using a public restroom and having people turn the handle instead of knocking first

i actually had a few occasions where some idiot walks in on me while dropping a deuce

 

Obviously you must have had to go really bad because I don't use any public restrooms if I have to drop a load without those little latches or knobs to keep others from walking in on you if you're in a stall. No latch or lock I'm not putting my ass on the seat.....

 

i dont put my ass on the seat regardless

i use like 10 of those seat liners..fuck the noise

surprisingly enough tho, the toilet isnt really the worst thing to come into contact with in public

handles, knobs..all that shit have more germs on them....that's why i kick the stall open when im done

people are more likely to clean the seat than they are the doors, knobs..all that shit

 

Yeah. No joke . I use the liners for the seat & for the latches/knobs. Same after washing hands with the paper towels to dry hands. Take extras for the doorknobs/handles for going out because you know some folks don't wash their hands after.

 

:smt043

that irritates the hell out of me

i thought i was the only one who did the paper towel move when turning off the faucet and shit

reminds me of the show i seen where they had like everything touch-less...

but you still had to use your hands to open the door to get out

dude was saltier than a mug when he realized that

:axe:

 

They did a study of things that have the most germs in hotel rooms. Care to hazard a guess what came up as number 1?

 

Yeah. We have all touchless sinks, urinals & toilets in all the restrooms at my work office. The maintenance staff have been trying for the last couple of years all kinds of tricks with the door to make it to where folks don't need to touch it when going out but none ever work for one reason or another. Personally I always hit the wheelchair access button to make the door open when I leave since they have it handy for handicapped individuals.

 

it's not the toilet top that's for damn sure

probably the bed sheets

you can bleach a toilet seat to death every day

damn they up on that high tech shit

hitting the wheelchair button is no bueno tho

that's like using the oversized, luxury handicap stall with hangers, bars, extra TP....that's always clean sitting in like a separate corner by itself..miles away from the row-stalls

who does that

seriously

:smt033

 

Shit. In a couple of bathrooms on one or two floors that's the only stalls they have in the bathrooms. And of course it's the top floors where the department VIPS and politicos work......

 

lol