Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

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  1. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    lol damn....
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 18, 2013
    #4021
  2. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    You comin'??

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    Ches, Mar 18, 2013
    #4022
  3. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Double-edged sword. Well, for ladies anyway...

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    Bliss, Mar 20, 2013
    #4023
  4. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    :smt011




    :p
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4024
  5. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Wut? Confucius even said: Man play with one end, lady play with other. :smt110
     
    Bliss, Mar 20, 2013
    #4025
  6. buglerroller

    buglerroller Well-Known Member

    [YOUTUBE]N7Ujd7RDg9g[/YOUTUBE]
     
    buglerroller, Mar 20, 2013
    #4026
  7. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    balls DEEP
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4027
  8. Unique4ever

    Unique4ever Well-Known Member


    Ouch!

    According to wikipedia:

    The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing penile spines, which are about one millimeter long;[153] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation.

    I'm so glad I'm not a cat :D
     
    Unique4ever, Mar 20, 2013
    #4028
  9. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    shit...u see why they have so many in a litter...

    cant see that happening more than once, lol
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4029
  10. buglerroller

    buglerroller Well-Known Member

    cats are worst than rabbits, i had a brother and sister from the same litter that weren't fixed before the first two litters in less than a year.
     
    buglerroller, Mar 20, 2013
    #4030
  11. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    guess she was a glutton for punishment

    lmao
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4031
  12. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Oweee! I uttered a loud yowl just reading that, for crying out loud! :smt087
     
    Ches, Mar 20, 2013
    #4032
  13. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    it's weird isnt it

    sex for us is pleasurable start to finish

    for others....:smt076
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4033
  14. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    It's been so long, I can't remember if it is or not....:p
     
    Ches, Mar 20, 2013
    #4034
  15. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    let me jog your memory?

    :smt047
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4035
  16. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Haha! You gonna throw a dumbbell at my head, or what? :p
     
    Ches, Mar 20, 2013
    #4036
  17. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    how'd u know i had one in my hand?

    psychic
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4037
  18. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

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    get that shit!!
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4038
  19. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    I got skillz.
     
    Ches, Mar 20, 2013
    #4039
  20. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    oh ya???
     
    pettyofficerj, Mar 20, 2013
    #4040
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