Do you prefer your man to be tall or short?

I feel the same.

You couldn't pay me to be with someone just for their money.
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It's not everyday that you meet someone who had both arms dislocated simultaneously during sex. Why would I forget a story like that?

I once heard a story about garden gnomes. Basically, the garden gnomes have sex during the night when we are all asleep and they conceive more garden gnomes and drop them off at various home and garden stores. And that is how we are able to have an abundance of garden gnomes to purchase for our lawns. I find this story more believable. However, your stories are quite amusing.

 

LOL...good call

 

Hey, if I ever have launched an unprovoked personal attack against SA or anyone else then I have no problem spending warranted time in the penalty box.

I have never directly called her choices regarding who she shares her cookie with into play. I have questioned her regarding the fanstastic tales she weaves, all of which fit steorotypes that many Americans have of black men. I find her posts to be degrading and insulting to black men and to white women like myself and most others on here who date, love, and marry black men because we have an attraction to them, yes, but value the MAN first.

It is still not easy in many parts of America to be in an interracial relationship, and these forums often provide a place for support, venting, and often times intellectual discussion.(yes satyr LOL) .

Her posts for the most part wind up being tweaked versions of stories in Penthouse Forum(which based on the fact that she doesn;t post pictures leads me to believe that SA could possibly be a middle aged beer bellied white dude), as they reek of steortypical BS. I have a tough time fathoming that she is this drop- dead gorgeous broad that every black man she passes drops to the ground bowing at her feet like she claims.

I DID say that she passes around what is in her panties like the collection plate at church is. However that was after she said my granny panties were in a bunch, and attacked my age. If I need to spend time in the penalty box for that comment then so be it. I am proud of my age, accomplishments and the fact I AM a grandmother, and anyone who has looked on the Lingerie/Boxer thread sure as heck knows I don't wear granny panties.

After I was asked nicely, as was she/he, on another thread by a member to lay off the insults, I have. I have merely questioned two of her/his posts. One regarding her comments about being glad not to be "saddled with kids and have mulitple fathers.", I questioned her/him, as she/he had previously stated that it was her/his desire to have a baby with a black man. The second post I questioned was regarding how it is possilbe for a nap to alleviate post sexaul soreness, as that made zero sense.

Anyhow, I have expelled enough energy and thought on her/him. However, if you read other replies you will see that I am not the only poster here who has disdain for the tall tales.

Do what you must fair and impartial moderator in terms of handing out red cards to me or anyone else who violates the TOS, only doing your job

 

Rep on the way. And who would forget that story? It makes one feel that sex should have one of those, "Don't try this at home" disclaimers.

 

Wish I could rep you for this. It seems like you're one of few women that see through her bs.

 

Yeah yeah yeah....yawn

 

Thanls TDK...looks like we both have an early day ahead of us.

I saw the posts regarding insults at work yesterday, but can only access the site on my phone as it is blocked at work, so just a short response was given. Now that I have the time, I decided to respond. I am a firm believer in taking what one dishes out

 

Toes, thank you for your thoughtful response to me.

Please be assured that I'm not singling you or alioop out and I'm aware that you've both been provoked as well as provoking, I have nothing but respect and love for both of you ladies. As you stated I've a job to do and I have to be fair whilst doing it, regardless of my personal feelings

 

I know it, nothing but love for all the mods

 

Thanks for proving my point Queen bee lol

 

No point proven at all, sugar lips lol, you often underestimate me

 

Never that my Queen lol

 

Stiletoes!!! How have you been? Haven't chatted with you in quite some time.

 

As Tupac says, "keeping my head up." The last month and a half have been a challenge, but every day gets better. Thank you for asking and nice to see you back.

 

You remember me? I had a different user name back then. I am glad you are rising to the challenge. I am glad to see you here.

 

Yup, yup, yup!

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I've always wondered where they came from... and no one would tell me! Thanks for the explanation!

 

I forgot something else that you mentioned that I found amusing...

"]It's weird. Cuz those little chicks have such flabby bodies and no muscle tone. Yet they have great muscle control That's the key. Muscle control. I have a strong body, 180 lbs of super built muscular flesh - I can dance similar to a belly dancer but I cannot do the dance of of a twerk team dancer."

You wrote that in the rump shaking thread.

I found it amusing because the current Ms. Olympia is 5 foot 7 and 161 contest weight. You can tell she is heavily using steroids. So, I will expect to see your 180 of super built muscular flesh on the Ms. Olympia stage next year because you are going to win.

 

You win - "super-built" was the wrong word. Stacked would be a better one. And well-proportioned/curvaceous. I am 5'6" and would not win any Ms. Olympia contest but have more than my fair share of muscle tone especially for a woman who doesn't go to the gym on a regular basis. Muscle tone is what gives a person any shape at all - my body is very shapely and strong, not ripped. It could use some improvement but overall I am pleased with it. But thanks for keeping track.

 

Well I appreciate your saying you have respect and love for me - that is indeed a surprise, Alectrona. Thanks.