Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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And everybody knows dudes like these two in real life....


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Somebody needs glass'

 

just shared this with my sister, she has a huge fear of opossums lol

 

That's funny. Lol

 

:smt042 That's creepy

 

The Translation: Who ate the nutella?

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A convo on facebook regarding ^ between my aunt and I.

My aunt: ha nicole when u know what it says please forward back the answer i would like to know what it says ,, ty ,,
Me: This is cute =P
My aunt: but what does it say
Me: (I'm not going to type the answer here, y'all should be able to read it... )
My aunt: ty baby girl.

That's what made it so funny to me, I thought she was passing it along to be cute, with the hands making letters and all... but she REALLY actually thought it was sign language and wanted my help to interpret it. SMH.

 

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Hilarious!

:smt005 'No, no..quitters never win!"... "This is gross" once they married :smt005

 

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

 

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Gotta love this guy!! xD He's one of my favourite comedians ever!

 

Lol

 

lol look at mama

 

LOL Im not even gonna say anything. I'll just smile.:smt001